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Volume 61
Children, Churches and Daddies
the unreligious, nonfamily-oriented literary and art magazine
ISSN 1068-5154
mask, by gabriel athens
masquerade
complied
dress
costume
face
tears
mask
pay
join
say
high
mask
hope
no
knife, by gabriel athens
there
dancing
floor
toys
knife
face
the
wounds
apologies
lips
hard
show
know
notice
knife
bought
myself
proud
sure
knife
think
mine
yours
waste
saving the price of a ticket to paris, by c ra mcguirt
if i could add graffiti
to your gravestone, Jim
i guess id give you
what i plan to have
engraved on mine:
rest is doubtful.
he owned more
of a voice than
he possessed.
statutory verse, by c ra mcguirt
outside the cracker
barrel restaurant
a busload of
cute little
baptist
girls
entirely too
many curves
for their
ages
made me want
to do something
desperate
i guess
this is
it
The Statue, by ian griffin
Why is it that no woman has ever loved me? And why is it that those who have said that they did love me were, in fact, ruthlessly lying for their own gain? (At least, I guess thats why they were lying like that.) Id believed on more than one occasion long ago that I wouldve been able to love such and such a woman, if only shed have given me a chance. I still believe this very moment that back then it was true. Now Im not capable of loving anyone anymore.
This, readers, is no phenomenon. The process has followed a very definite path over the course of this now almost completely dwindled life, and the result could have been derived through logic long ago.
Although I did actually just work it out on paper a short while ago, even back then I had a very good clue about what the mathematics were capable of telling me; so after the third woman whod told me she loved me just didnt show up one day, I decided to live for something other than love. I wondered why for so long I had chose to ignore the funny fact that live and love both spell the same thing backwards. Coincidence, I thought in the beginning, it means nothing. I was glad to finally be able to admit that Id been wrong.
Everybody needs something to live for. This is one thing that I never chose to ignore. I wouldnt have been able to if Id tried, because its either live for something or die. Thats just the way it is and there really arent any arguments. Well, any that Im interested in anyway.
For a few weeks there after Id made that first big decision to shun love and get on with something else, I was living just to find out what exactly it was that I would come up with to live for next. Remember that one, folks, it comes in handy more often than youd expect.
And then I came up with something.
I was suddenly aware of it one night while I was busy cutting my toenails: I would live to think of something to get famous for!
This was serious progress I was making. In only a few short weeks Id decided to get famous for something. Then my toe began to bleed. It was the toe Id had between my fingers when Id come up with my idea about what to live for. Id cut that nail way too short in the excitement.
I felt it would be best to finish my pedicure the next day, when the excitement had had some time to ease up a bit. I also had a lot of other, more important work to do.
Next I had to decide what I would get famous for. Several mediocre ideas immediately came to mind.
I could amass the worlds largest hardcore pornography collection. I knew Id have stiff competition from some people in Europe, but Id been working on a platform of my own to stand on (which I never actually did stand on) since the day Id turned 18, so I was sure that I had a shot at that one at least. So far not so bad, I thought.
Maybe I could devote my life to breaking and holding the most world records in the Guinness Book. Then I realized where that idea had come from. Id just heard the morning before on the radio about some guy who was doing the same thing. They were actually broadcasting live on the scene as this man was in the process of breaking the world record for longest distance somersaulted. He was going from one town to another one a certain amount of miles away, and if he got there he would own the record. They even let him stop at intervals to vomit.
People regarded the guy as a mental case. The DJs were making fun of him right to his face. They would get microphones in close to him during his breaks and broadcast his retching noises live on the air. I didnt want to be remembered as a weirdo. I was proud then. So I forgot about that one and continued to examine the ideas that kept on coming to me.
I thought maybe I could choose a professional sport, practice every day, and then try out for the local team during the training camp time of year, depending on what sport I chose.
Then I remembered the reason Id quit sports back in junior high school in the first place: I sucked. Thats all there was to it. I had no coordination whatsoever. I looked like I was paraplegic when I ran. Back then the coaches told me I ran like a girl. Coaches wouldnt use that figure of speech these days.
After dismissing that thought as not-so-good I had another one almost immediately: what if I picked an instrument to learn? Then, when I was highly adept at it, I could form a band and be a rock star.
That idea, I remember, appealed to me immensely; more so than any of the others so far. But in the end I decided against it. If I didnt have the coordination to throw or catch a ball, I certainly wouldnt be able to strike the delicate notes of an instrument. At best I couldve been a gong player, but no one gets famous for that. Unless you make an entire television show out of it, that is.
I didnt let the fact that I wasnt coming up with any really good ideas distress me. Early on someone I forget now had taught me that in order for one thing to exist, an opposite to it must exist also. I integrated this idea into the rest of my thinking process as a sort of protective barrier against despair. I knew that in order for me to come up with any good ideas, I would have to come up with some bad ones also. For a brief moment I wondered if I shouldnt go back and give love another chance. No. Bad idea.
World-famous podiatrist, world-renowned lunch meat slicer, and internationally-recognized blower of chewing gum bubbles that looked like circus clowns didnt quite appeal to me either, but then I thought, maybe Ill write. Maybe Ill pen an immortal novel that is considered completely fresh and innovational by people all over the world! Yes! Even illiterate people will know my name, they just wont know how to spell it! All of these things I thought.
It was an idea I finally really liked. It was something to live for, and something important. It was something that when I told people what it was I was busy doing, they would stare at me for a moment out of awe without even knowing they were doing it. Unfortunately, I never got the chance to tell anyone anyway.
It also didnt quite work out that way, as you probably already know. Its not because I decided not to carry through with the plan after all, though. Oh, on the contrary.
I began to write day and night. When I had to go outside and couldnt be in front of my typewriter, I would bring a pen and a pad of paper with me and write on the way to wherever it was I had to go.
Job? Did I have a job during all of this? In the beginning I did. I was fired when my boss showed up one day and saw that people were having to get out of their cars to pump their own gas and then coming over to me to give me the money while I sat in a chair and wrote in my notebook. He was furious and chewed me out good before he told me to get lost.
But then the scum bag cashed in on my idea. A week later I was driving by and happened to glance over at the station. The prices were cheaper than they had been; cheaper, in fact, than anywhere else Id seen for years. I wondered how this could be. Then I saw the sign in the window that told me everything: SELF-SERVE. I mustve gotten all the other guys whod worked there with me fired also. I hoped they didnt know where I lived.
Actually, for a few weeks after that some very strange things happened while I was at home writing. For one thing, I didnt get a single piece of mail for almost a month. And twice pizza delivery boys knocked on my door insisting that Id ordered a large pie with everything on it when I had done no such thing. I like plain cheese pizza and thats all.
But Im getting away from my purpose.
I wrote a beginning to my immortal novel no less than thirty-seven times. I just didnt feel that I was getting it right.
I also couldnt decide if my hero should live or die at the end. Both had their pros and cons; I know because I made a chart of them just like Id learned to do in junior high.
Id been able to pay attention to my teachers back in junior high because I never had to worry about the big game I would have to play in after school.
I also tried to learn as much as I could because I couldnt rely on sports to get me to college, and my folks were set on my going to college, even though they knew there was no way theyd be able to pay for it. I knew there was no way theyd be able to pay for it either, so I tried as hard as I could all through school to get As so I could get a scholarship.
I ended up never getting one anyway, but thats a different story, one youre never going to hear from me. Actually, theres no one living today who could tell it to you either, so you might as well forget about it. The fact is I never went to college, and thats the last youll hear on that topic.
Back to my novel.
Since I couldnt decide if the hero should live or die, I decided that I shouldnt have to decide. I instructed the newly-widowed wife of the hero to construct a live-sized statue of him on their front lawn, so that he could live on for her and anyone else who wanted him to. Pretty clever, dont you think?
The arrival of that decision greatly inspired me and I was finally able to write a solid, immortal first chapter. And then, just like that, the thing began writing itself like all the experts whose articles Id read on the subject said it would. Theyd been so right. I figured that meant that I was practically an expert myself already. I mustve been born to write an immortal novel!
The story line Id carefully constructed went something like this: The hero was a balding middle-aged guy who lived by himself in an unkempt house in anonymous suburbia. All the neighborhood kids called him the old homo because he was old enough to be married but they knew he wasnt and had never even seen him with a lady.
One day all those kids are out in the street playing hockey when a madman in a car comes tearing through without even blowing his horn to warn them and hits one of the kids, little Billy. Billy was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced alive and well, but his leg was broken and would be in a cast for six to eight weeks.
I mean, this is good stuff, dont you think? Medically accurate and everything.
Anyway, the thing is the old homo happened to be looking out his window at the exact moment that all this happened, and was able to see and write down the license plate number of the car as it sped away from the scene.
He calls the police and gives a description which they then use to track down and apprehend the criminal, but he also tells the police that its an anonymous tip so that he wont have to deal with the headache of telling all the parents in the neighborhood and especially Billys parents that theyre welcome.
So then an entire year passes uneventfully, except for the fact that the old homo decides to start exercising to get into shape. The narrative skips to a year later in the late afternoon when the old homo is out jogging around the block a few times.
When he was about as far from his house as he was going to get, another madman tears through the scene in his car and hits our anonymous hero! Can you believe it? What a coincidence, you must be thinking, what a brilliant and ironic coincidence!
But the best part has yet to come. Nobody witnesses the crime except for an unmarried, middle-aged lady who lives in the attic of her parents house. A regular Emily Dickinson. She first calls an ambulance and then the police to report the crime and give a description of the culprits vehicle. She was even able to get the license plate number!
The old homo appears to be hurt badly, and while hes lying there in a puddle of lonely blood, the lady falls in love with him from the attic where shes looking at him from through her tiny window.
She decides to visit him in the hospital and they fall in love. Hes badly injured but expected to pull through, and while hes still in the hospital the two get married. The Justice of the Peace comes right into the hospital room and marries the two of them.
Now heres the part I told you before that I had a lot of trouble with. The way it ends up is that sudden and mysterious complications cause the death of our hero, and the grieving widow gets possession of his house and erects a statue of him on the front lawn. All the neighborhood children are baffled by this, but that doesnt really matter. The old homo is now immortal just like my novel about him will be!
When all of this was finally down it had taken me four years and totaled 674 pages. There was no detail I left unwritten. It was real, it was all very alive and capable of provoking the deepest emotions in readers. I myself cried while writing many of the pages. And Im no crybaby.
Let me tell you, no less than thirty-seven publishers took a look at my manuscript. I nearly went broke just sending it out so many times. Twenty-six of them rejected it within the first month. I was dumbfounded. Were these editors or sheep I was dealing with? Werent they able to see that with the proper promotion, my book would make them millions? Obviously not!
I had a little more hope for the remaining eleven who had yet to give me any word. Since I had never published anything before I didnt know exactly what to expect, but I figured that if it was being given it the proper consideration, it would take a few months. After all, reading 674 pages is no small task. It had taken me six months to get through Dostoyevskys The Possessed. (My story puts that one to shame, of course. No offense to Fyodor or anything.)
So after six months of not hearing from any of the remaining eleven publishers, I decided to give them a polite ring on the telephone, one by one.
Seven of them flatly denied ever hearing of, let alone receiving, any manuscript from me! Who are you? they asked! I couldnt utter a word each of the seven times. I just hung up .
The other four informed me that my manuscript had either not been read yet, or was still under consideration. That got my spirits back up again. I was overjoyed to learn that at least there were two people in this country who knew immortal literature when they saw it, with the potential for two more.
Well, dont let my kind words fool you. Theyre just part of the story. A month ago I received three rejection notices in rapid succession. Idiots. Thats what the publishers in this country are. The whole lot of them. I mean, are they trying to sell books or what?
Last week I decided to telephone the one publisher who was holding the very last of my hope. I wanted to see what the story was. They told me that they didnt know who I was and denied ever having seen my manuscript!
My head almost blew right off my shoulders under the pressure of the anger and despair that filled me. I wanted to know who the hell they thought they were to be jerking me, an immortal novel writer, off like that! They asked me what the date was that I had been informed that my manuscript was still under consideration. I checked my calendar and told them. There was a pause. Then the ass-hole says
-Uh, sir? Our secretary was on vacation that week, and we instructed the temporary girl to tell anyone who may be calling to check the status of a manuscript that it was still being considered. Your phone call brings to light the error of our judgment, but there is really nothing we can do and we are very sorry for any inconvenience that this may have caused you. Good bye.
He sounded like a goddamn machine, and for all I know he couldve been! Who knows whos running the publishing houses these days! Judging by the stuff you find in the bookstores, they probably are all machines! It wouldnt surprise me!
But I didnt even want to think about it. Id had it with publishers just like Id had it with every other damn rotten person in this world. The whole thing was over as far as I was concerned. Finished. At least while I was still alive, that is.
I was angry enough to burn the manuscript, but the funny thing and point of this whole story is, I decided not to. I still think the thing is going to be immortal, but its obvious to me now that I have to die first. Thats all itll take.
So here you go. When I hung up with that last publisher a week ago, having lost the last bit of my hope and pride, I sat down and thought about what I should do. I didnt have a reason to live anymore.
What was finally decided upon was that I would sit down for however long it took me and briefly put down the story of my life, just as one last reason to live. I would tell about all the things I had done and all of my thoughts on the world and life etc., and then I would kill myself in order that my book finally gets the recognition it has always deserved.
As you mightve been able to guess, now its really over. I dont have anymore to say and this is it. This past week has really allowed me to gather my thoughts, and now Im really ready to do what I have to do. Im doing this for all of you.
Farewell.
P.S. You better not forget to buy my book!
ian griffin
tanyas story, by janet kuypers
(tanyas middle name is marie, and her sisters name tasha anna negron. she likes her sisters name, but i told her that her name was nice, too. this is a story tanya made up for me at logan beach cafe. she was eating nachos with salsa. tanya is nine, going on ten.)
this is a story about summer. phil was riding his bike. phil is my brother. (how old is phil?) phil is 17, going on 18 years old. so he was riding his his bike in the park, and it was sunny, and joe-joe, hes my other brother, he shot a bow and arrow at phils tires. and he hit the tires!!!! and phil got MAD. phil fell over, he hit his arm, but he was okay. so, since phil was mad, he ran after joe-joe, and he caught up to him and threw him on the ground. they started fighting, and my sister tasha came and told them to stop. but they didnt stop, and so she called my dad. dad came came with the belt (ooh! -thats my addition to the story. sorry.) its really a mexican belt. (whats the difference between a mexican belt and a belt, say, not from mexico? am i asking too many questions?) it really big, and i got hit with it once. (ouch. -thats my addition again. sorry.)
(oh, wait, she had to go get a drink, she was thirsty. making up stories is hard work.)
(okay, shes coming back now.)
(so, whats the end of the story? what happened?)
my brother joe had a black eye, phil gave it to him. so dad came and he hit them. and they stopped fighting then.
(okay, so we got the good-guy/bad guy thing covered, and an action scene, and a resolution. so most stories have a moral, so whats the moral of this story?)
not to fight.
nights, by alexandria rand
If I have to -
Ill put on the mask
Ill play the game
the facade
Oh, Ill do it -
Ill go through the motions
Ill live with the lies
the fantasy world.
Just to spend my nights with you.
We do expect you to marry someone
who shares in your beliefs,
the man groaned
as he looked at you and said,
and that means you too, Joe.
But tell me this:
when you look into my eyes,
do you want to look away?
rendering me, by alexandria rand
the heat
the fire
burning my skin
red
hot
stripping me
rendering me
defenseless
sometimes the understanding, by alexandria rand
Sometime the understanding
Travels into the realms of the unknown
All we can do is hope
search
dream
Because we will never find.
Sometimes the light is not enough.
knife pocketed, by paul weinman
I saw your eyes
like cellar windows
letting me see
what you want to
hide there.
The anger and revenge
metaphored
as some knife
to slice me
to wound me
when all you have
is a metal blade
hidden somewhere inside
unhoned, rusted, unused.
to use my knife
as symbol
with all its blades
gadgets hidden
appearing like magic
from seeminglt anywhere.
those are my ways
to pry into women
to screw into women
to squeeze into women
to twist into women
to cut into women
to lever into women
to poke into women
to pick into women
want me to take it out?
the air she said, by john sweet
its just the air
she said
thick and blue
and i cant think straight
and the sun
is never warm enough
and i need someone to hold me
and i havent felt the same
since my father died
havent found anyone
who tastes as sweet
and i dont expect you
to understand
and i dont want your pity
or your condescention
and god she said
all i fucking want anymore
is a new addiction
to drown in
i knew i had to, by gabriel athens
I knew I had to.
And so I walked into their bedroom
and killed them.
A gun to the head:
my stepfather first,
then my mother,
awakening to her death.
As I opened the door
my room smelled like burning
as the black wax
coated my carpet.
I sat on the floor,
pulled out the book
and began to read.
You must do it, my son,
the voice said to me.
I know.
the hammer falls, by gabriel athens
I wake to
the early morning.
I wear the gray shirt.
the hammer falls.
I throw it down
with a skilled accuracy.
I create a repetition
that is true to life..
hours on end
the hammer meets
with its enemy.
and every day
I strike with
a renewed fever.
and every day
the relentless steel
refuses to give in.
so I retire.
so I resign myself
once again
to the early morning
and the falling
hammer
swimming in hot concrete, by john alan douglas
Meditating on this spring bench
up against aquatic center wall
with leafy shadows
flirting madly about
and liquid sun
dancing
karen, by john alan douglas
Id love to redirect
our 1st meeting
on same sweet bench
ten odd years ago
into something
anything
more creative.
lucius, by gary jurechka
Seeing and feeling
through the eyes
of my hearts mind;
its not as it seems
here in my dreams.
lucius (part II), by gary jurechka
The music I listen to
is the soundtrack of my
life. And what is my life
but a movie based upon
the book that I create
every day.
lucius (part VIII), by gary jurechka
breathe quite contentment
Im dream-living
and
love comes in colours
I can feel
lucius (part XII), by gary jurechka
Lone wolves run fierce,
salmon destroy themselves
for love.
Damned if I do,
damned if I dont.
the explanation
so i figured id have to write out information
that our readers might want to know
in the form of a poem, since
they seldom look over the ads.
ha! i got you, you thought
you were reading a poem, when its actually
the dreaded advertising. but wait -
youll actually want to read this, i think.
Okay, its this simple: send me published
or unpublished poetry, prose or art work
(do not send originals),
along with a SASE for response, to
Children, Churches and Daddies, Scars Publications.
Then sit by your mailbox and wait.
Pretty soon youll get your SASE back
with a note from the happy people at cc+d
that says (a) Your work sucks, or (b)
This is fancy crap, and were gonna print it. Its that simple!
Now, if youre also interested, there are two
books available through scars publications:
one is called hope chest in the attic and
the other is called the window.
Hope Chest in the Attic is a 200 page, perfect-
bound book of 13 years of poetry, prose and art
by Janet Kuypers. Its a really classy thing,
if you know what I mean.
The Window is about 180 pages of her newest
stuff. Its hand-bound, paperback, and shell
even sign it if you beg her enough. Man, its groovy.
two dollars would cover the cost of printing and
shipping. oh, and four dollars would cover
back issues of cc+d or chapbooks. and make
those checks payable
to me, of course, janet kuypers. gifts are always
appreciated as well. just kidding.
and for you people out there with magazines, just
keep in mind that we here at cc+d are more than
happy to run ad pages for you, if youll do the same
for us. seems pretty fair.
is that all? yeah, i think thats pretty much it.
now for the real poetry...
journeymen, by jordan weiss
after a man reaches his third decade, provided he aint married, in jail or dead; that man is a journeyman. chuck,ivan and lem were the kind of men that knew about women, but had sense enough to steer clear of them, these men were not to be confused with role models. and we werent talkin about shaping any young incorrigible who would have ended up as some animals bitch in the big house anyhow. i joined their group and being the pup of the bunch, i wore my youth, the way a teenager wears a hard-on. ivan and chuck were on their way to sunnier climes; in this country, the u.s. of a., journeymen can follow the best weather around the calendar and one of the requirements to be a journeyman is you have to know how to do something marketable e.g carpenters make good journeymen and are free to roam the country as they please, because wherever you go houses are always being built and if you do end up in an area where there aint any construction than that town is usually good enough for a couple of drunken episodes, which incidentally are mandatory so you can figure out where the next destination is. i drank my beer with the journeymen and even went as far as to say i did a little of my own scratch-n-sniff in this big wasteland i affectionately call my country. and as i went to the bathroom to relieve myself of the digested beer that isnt welcome in the house in which im livin, i looked in the wastebasket and saw the adhesive strip that is found on a sanitary napkin and knew full-well where my destination was.
thats not what im here for, by janet kuypers
every once in a while
i want to talk to one of them
see if theyll actually listen
but ive learned by now
theyre not interested in
what i have to say
thats not what im here for
they think theyre using me
i guess they are
but what they dont realize
is that im using them, too
maybe thats why
they dont feel the pain i feel
but i still use them, they use me
but i do it anyway
Playing Out The Hand, by brian mcnabb
Playing Out The Hand
The heaters predictably pumped a constant temperature of sleep into Paul and Annes master bedroom. Coffee brandy seeped into pink pearl colored carpet from a toppled glass. Dripping from the mahogany nightstand to the floor with an unfaltering frequency, it culminated in a brown muddy puddle. Anne didnt notice her bedroom blemish. Music videos flared across the muted T.V. screen. Hunched forward, near the end of her king sized bed, she dreamedly stroked her foot on the calming feel of the carpet. Slowly, seduced to sleep, she leaned back, absorbed by the mattresses willingness to give. Her three daughters: Amy, Kimmie, and Bethy huddled on the floor, at the edge of the bed, building a future civilization out of wooden blocks, discarded blankets, and five dolls. Sadly, one of Bethys dolls had lost its head due to unforeseen circumstances: a lapse in responsibility and a slammed door. She learned early one can never care too much about ones property.
Night wore on. Below the bed, the children continually constructed cities from blocks; these paradises inevitably crumbled whenever an architect frowned on a design. After a few seconds of screaming, a new agreement between the participants was reached and a new model built. Awoke by the last outburst, Anne feeling drained, rose then teetered back onto the bed, slipping into her beige pillows. She couldnt discipline herself or her children. With a familiar movement, her arm pinpointed and spun the light dial, dimming the overhead light to twilight.
Annes mind buzzed in and out as her body lay heaped on the bed. Sweat soaked her bangs; the excess pooled around her lower neck. Startled by something, her head rose, straining to focus. Her hazel eyes, which battled between blue, green, and grey, wavered towards the night stand. Her vision became a blare of black and white static interrupted by a bright yellow beacon. Her eye lids blinked and then sealed.
After ten seconds, she raised her lids. A vision of a deep black robed figure silhouetted the darkness. He stood beside her and spoke. His tone comforted her, but the meaning of the words wasnt clear. Anne snapped into an awakened state, yet could not recall the words. Details fell through holes in her memory. Christ, that Jesus vision again, I must he losing it.
Years ago at age seventeen, Anne had seen this Jesus vision before, after coming off a two day tear of pink heart (amphetamines) and beer. Already in therapy, Anne that week confessed this vision to her psychiatrist. He explained it as a Christ like hallucination caused by a chemical imbalance; bipolar disorder. He recommended that she be put on medication. To this, she responded, You stay up for two days out of it, and see if you dont see things! In spite of these reoccurring visions, she never took anything. Anne felt she had been nurtured in hell and deduced, God had not saved her then and wasnt saving her now.
Anne lay back down, passing out. Battling her subconscious as she went under, she reluctantly rummaged deeper into her memory. As a little girl going to kindergarten, she feared going off to school. Mommy taught her that when the two black lines pointed to the top of the clock, it was time for school. Just make it between the kitchen table and Mommy, then shut the door behind her. Then, walk alone to the brick building: kindergarten. My mom, my idol, sprawled out in a pile of puke. Broken bottles everyday, everywhere-helter skelter. My Dad off at work. At six, my father entered my childhood and the house for about two hours, washed Mom up, and paraded off into society. He often brought presents, little more. On weekends, at least, the baby sitter didnt fall down and hurt herself. My older brother and sister didnt have to repolish the house. Anne remembered other family events. The seasonal family reunions. She treated them like a trip to the dentist, with displeasure, often experiencing pre-visit psychosomatic pain. Now-a-days, adding emotional insult to emotional injury, her family expertly quick-edited their past; the more unpleasant sections were scrapped. No sour incidents existed or ever had existed. Annes growing up was limited largely to five family vacations, six birthdays, two Thanksgivings, one slumber party, one sweet sixteen party, and three Christmases. Nothing else. Present talk consisted of money, new cars, visiting stars, money, houses, money, kids: future schools and pre-planned employment, and especially money. At these gatherings, there was never a shortage of new outfits, jewelry, or expense. Complete imported bullshit.
What is the point, Anne mumbled, coming to. It amounts to nothing. It is one big facade. Anne knew that commenting I dont want to live any more, gets old after about the one thousandth confession. Disturbing Annes recollections and rationalizations, Bethy cried out like a young blue jay calling for food. Her childs call ripped away Annes outer cocoon of self pity. Children, in life, perhaps, are the great equalizer; after having kids, can you care about yourself as much?
Anne rose and lumbered across the room. She snatched a luke warm baby bottle from her bureau. Returning to Beth, she pacified the child, then hugged her. Tears plummeted down Annes face. She noticed Amy and Kim curled up like kittens around the bedposts; protected by their blankets. Further, slipping out of her numbness, Anne realized that she could never leave her children. She put Beth, Kim, and Amy into her bed; each cooed in delight then fell back to sleep. Anne admired her children. Her head turned for a moment and she blankly stared into space. Suddenly, her years of discontent solidified into what they were-the past. Life, I have life. She saw belonging in her childrens faces and understood. Anne capped the bottle of brandy, laid beside her daughters, and waited for her husbands arrival.
brian mcnabb
Nick DiSpoldo, Small Press Review (on "Children, Churches and Daddies," April 1997)
Kuypers is the widely-published poet of particular perspectives and not a little existential rage, but she does not impose her personal or artistic agenda on her magazine. CC+D is a provocative potpourri of news stories, poetry, humor, art and the "dirty underwear" of politics.
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Debra Purdy Kong, writer, British Columbia, Canada
I like the magazine a lot. I like the spacious lay-out and the different coloured pages and the variety of writer's styles. Too many literary magazines read as if everyone graduated from the same course. We need to collect more voices like these and send them everywhere.
Ed Hamilton, writer
#85 (of children, churches and daddies) turned out well. I really enjoyed the humor section, especially the test score answers. And, the cup-holder story is hilarious. I'm not a big fan of poetry - since much of it is so hard to decipher - but I was impressed by the work here, which tends toward the straightforward and unpretentious.
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Children, Churches and Daddies.
It speaks for itself.
Write to Scars Publications to submit poetry, prose and artwork to Children, Churches and Daddies literary magazine, or to inquire about having your own chapbook, and maybe a few reviews like these.
Jim Maddocks, GLASGOW, via the Internet I'll be totally honest, of the material in Issue (either 83 or 86 of Children, Churches and Daddies) the only ones I really took to were Kuypers'. TRYING was so simple but most truths are, aren't they?
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C Ra McGuirt, Editor, The Penny Dreadful Review (on Children, Churches and Daddies)
cc&d is obviously a labor of love ... I just have to smile when I go through it. (Janet Kuypers) uses her space and her poets to best effect, and the illos attest to her skill as a graphic artist.
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Children, Churches and Daddies no longer distributes free contributor's copies of issues. In order to receive issues of Children, Churches and Daddies, contact Janet Kuypers at the cc&d e-mail addres. Free electronic subscriptions are available via email. All you need to do is email ccandd@aol.com... and ask to be added to the free cc+d electronic subscription mailing list. And you can still see issues every month at the Children, Churches and Daddies website, located at http://scars.tv
Also, visit our new web sites: the Art Gallery and the Poetry Page.
Mark Blickley, writer The precursor to the magazine title (Children, Churches and Daddies) is very moving. "Scars" is also an excellent prose poem. I never really thought about scars as being a form of nostalgia. But in the poem it also represents courage and warmth. I look forward to finishing her book.
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MIT Vegetarian Support Group (VSG)
functions:
* To show the MIT Food Service that there is a large community of vegetarians at MIT (and other health-conscious people) whom they are alienating with current menus, and to give positive suggestions for change.
* To exchange recipes and names of Boston area veg restaurants
* To provide a resource to people seeking communal vegetarian cooking
* To provide an option for vegetarian freshmen
We also have a discussion group for all issues related to vegetarianism, which currently has about 150 members, many of whom are outside the Boston area. The group is focusing more toward outreach and evolving from what it has been in years past. We welcome new members, as well as the opportunity to inform people about the benefits of vegetarianism, to our health, the environment, animal welfare, and a variety of other issues.
Gary, Editor, The Road Out of Town (on the Children, Churches and Daddies Web Site) I just checked out the site. It looks great.
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Dusty Dog Reviews: These poems document a very complicated internal response to the feminine side of social existence. And as the book proceeds the poems become increasingly psychologically complex and, ultimately, fascinating and genuinely rewarding.
John Sweet, writer (on chapbook designs)
Visuals were awesome. They've got a nice enigmatic quality to them. Front cover reminds me of the Roman sculptures of angels from way back when. Loved the staggered tire lettering, too. Way cool.
(on "Hope Chest in the Attic")
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C Ra McGuirt, Editor, The Penny Dreadful Review: cc&d is obviously a labor of love ... I just have to smile when I go through it. (Janet Kuypers) uses her space and her poets to best effect, and the illos attest to her skill as a graphic artist.
Cheryl Townsend, Editor, Impetus (on Children, Churches and Daddies) The new cc&d looks absolutely amazing. It's a wonderful lay-out, looks really professional - all you need is the glossy pages. Truly impressive AND the calendar, too. Can't wait to actually start reading all the stuff inside.. Wanted to just say, it looks good so far!!!
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Dusty Dog Reviews: She opens with a poem of her own devising, which has that wintry atmosphere demonstrated in the movie version of Boris Pasternak's Doctor Zhivago. The atmosphere of wintry white and cold, gloriously murderous cold, stark raging cold, numbing and brutalizing cold, appears almost as a character who announces to his audience, "Wisdom occurs only after a laboriously magnificent disappointment." Alas, that our Dusty Dog for mat cannot do justice to Ms. Kuypers' very personal layering of her poem across the page.
Fithian Press, Santa Barbara, CA
Indeed, there's a healthy balance here between wit and dark vision, romance and reality, just as there's a good balance between words and graphics. The work shows brave self-exploration, and serves as a reminder of mortality and the fragile beauty of friendship.
Mark Blickley, writer
The precursor to the magazine title (Children, Churches and Daddies) is very moving. "Scars" is also an excellent prose poem. I never really thought about scars as being a form of nostalgia. But in the poem it also represents courage and warmth. I look forward to finishing her book.
You Have to be Published to be Appreciated.
Do you want to be heard? Contact Children, Churches and Daddies about book or chapbook publishing. These reviews can be yours. Scars Publications, attention J. Kuypers. We're only an e-mail away. Write to us.
Brian B. Braddock, Writer (on 1996 Children, Churches and Daddies) I passed on a copy to my brother who is the director of the St. Camillus AIDS programs. We found (Children, Churches and Daddies') obvious dedication along this line admirable.
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The Center for Renewable Energy and Sustainable Technology
The Solar Energy Research & Education Foundation (SEREF), a non-profit organization based in Washington, D.C., established on Earth Day 1993 the Center for Renewable Energy and Sustainable Technology (CREST) as its central project. CREST's three principal projects are to provide:
* on-site training and education workshops on the sustainable development interconnections of energy, economics and environment;
* on-line distance learning/training resources on CREST's SOLSTICE computer, available from 144 countries through email and the Internet;
* on-disc training and educational resources through the use of interactive multimedia applications on CD-ROM computer discs - showcasing current achievements and future opportunities in sustainable energy development.
The CREST staff also does "on the road" presentations, demonstrations, and workshops showcasing its activities and available resources.
For More Information Please Contact: Deborah Anderson
dja@crest.org or (202) 289-0061
Brian B. Braddock, Writer (on 1996 Children, Churches and Daddies) I passed on a copy to my brother who is the director of the St. Camillus AIDS programs. We found (Children, Churches and Daddies') obvious dedication along this line admirable.
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Dorrance Publishing Co., Pittsburgh, PA
"Hope Chest in the Attic" captures the complexity of human nature and reveals startling yet profound discernments about the travesties that surge through the course of life. This collection of poetry, prose and artwork reflects sensitivity toward feminist issues concerning abuse, sexism and equality. It also probes the emotional torrent that people may experience as a reaction to the delicate topics of death, love and family.
"Chain Smoking" depicts the emotional distress that afflicted a friend while he struggled to clarify his sexual ambiguity. Not only does this thought-provoking profile address the plight that homosexuals face in a homophobic society, it also characterizes the essence of friendship. "The room of the rape" is a passionate representation of the suffering rape victims experience. Vivid descriptions, rich symbolism, and candid expressions paint a shocking portrait of victory over the gripping fear that consumes the soul after a painful exploitation.
want a review like this? contact scars about getting your own book published.
Paul Weinman, Writer (on 1996 Children, Churches and Daddies) Wonderful new direction (Children, Churches and Daddies has) taken - great articles, etc. (especially those on AIDS). Great stories - all sorts of hot info!
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The magazine Children Churches and Daddies is Copyright �
through
Scars Publications and Design. The rights of the individual pieces remain with the authors. No material may be reprinted without express permission from the author.
Okay, nilla wafer. Listen up and listen good. How to save your life. Submit, or I'll have to kill you.
Okay, butt-munch. Tough guy. This is how to win the editors over.
Carlton Press, New York, NY: HOPE CHEST IN THE ATTIC is a collection of well-fashioned, often elegant poems and short prose that deals in many instances, with the most mysterious and awesome of human experiences: love... Janet Kuypers draws from a vast range of experiences and transforms thoughts into lyrical and succinct verse... Recommended as poetic fare that will titillate the palate in its imagery and imaginative creations.
You Have to be Published to be Appreciated.
Dorrance Publishing Co., Pittsburgh, PA: "Hope Chest in the Attic" captures the complexity of human nature and reveals startling yet profound discernments about the travesties that surge through the course of life. This collection of poetry, prose and artwork reflects sensitivity toward feminist issues concerning abuse, sexism and equality. It also probes the emotional torrent that people may experience as a reaction to the delicate topics of death, love and family. "Chain Smoking" depicts the emotional distress that afflicted a friend while he struggled to clarify his sexual ambiguity. Not only does this thought-provoking profile address the plight that homosexuals face in a homophobic society, it also characterizes the essence of friendship. "The room of the rape" is a passionate representation of the suffering rape victims experience. Vivid descriptions, rich symbolism, and candid expressions paint a shocking portrait of victory over the gripping fear that consumes the soul after a painful exploitation.
Debra Purdy Kong, writer, British Columbia, Canada (on Children, Churches and Daddies): I like the magazine a lot. I like the spacious lay-out and the different coloured pages and the variety of writer's styles. Too many literary magazines read as if everyone graduated from the same course. We need to collect more voices like these and send them everywhere.
Okay, it's this simple: send me published or unpublished poetry, prose or art work (do not send originals), along with a bio, to us - then sit around and wait... Pretty soon you'll hear from the happy people at cc&d that says (a) Your work sucks, or (b) This is fancy crap, and we're gonna print it. It's that simple!
Hope Chest in the Attic is a 200 page, perfect-bound book of 13 years of poetry, prose and art by Janet Kuypers. It's a really classy thing, if you know what I mean. We also have a few extra sopies of the book "Rinse and Repeat", which has all the 1999 issues of cc&d crammed into one book. And you can have either one of these things at just five bucks a pop if you just contact us. It's an offer you can't refuse...
Mark Blickley, writer: The precursor to the magazine title (Children, Churches and Daddies) is very moving. "Scars" is also an excellent prose poem. I never really thought about scars as being a form of nostalgia. But in the poem it also represents courage and warmth. I look forward to finishing the book.
Do you want to be heard? Contact Children, Churches and Daddies about book and chapbook publishing. These reviews can be yours. Scars Publications, attention J. Kuypers - you can write for yourself or you can write for an audience. It's your call...
Dusty Dog Reviews, CA (on knife): These poems document a very complicated internal response to the feminine side of social existence. And as the book proceeds the poems become increasingly psychologically complex and, ultimately, fascinating and genuinely rewarding.
Children, Churches and Daddies. It speaks for itself.
Dusty Dog Reviews (on Without You): She open with a poem of her own devising, which has that wintry atmosphere demonstrated in the movie version of Boris Pasternak's Doctor Zhivago. The atmosphere of wintry white and cold, gloriously murderous cold, stark raging cold, numbing and brutalizing cold, appears almost as a character who announces to his audience, "Wisdom occurs only after a laboriously magnificent disappointment." Alas, that our Dusty Dog for mat cannot do justice to Ms. Kuypers' very personal layering of her poem across the page.
Children, Churches and Daddies. It speaks for itself.
Fithian Press, Santa Barbara, CA: Indeed, there's a healthy balance here between wit and dark vision, romance and reality, just as there's a good balance between words and graphics. The work shows brave self-exploration, and serves as a reminder of mortality and the fragile beauty of friendship.
Published since 1993
No racist, sexist or homophobic material is appreciated; we do accept work of almost any genre of poetry, prose or artwork, though we shy away from concrete poetry and rhyme for rhyme's sake. Do not send originals. Any work sent to Scars Publications on Macintosh disks, text format, will be given special attention over smail-mail submissions. There is no limit to how much you may submit at a time; previously published work accepted.