Dusty Dog Reviews
The whole project is hip, anti-academic, the poetry of reluctant grown-ups, picking noses in church. An enjoyable romp! Though also serious.

Nick DiSpoldo, Small Press Review (on Children, Churches and Daddies, April 1997)
Children, Churches and Daddies is eclectic, alive and is as contemporary as tomorrow’s news.

the May 2004 installment of...

Children, Churches and Daddies

Volume 135

April 22, 2004

The Unreligious, Non-Family-Oriented Literary and Art Magazine
ISSN 1068-5154


Audio files (most from this current issue of cc&d...):

Michael H. Brownstein
reading cc&d v135 April 22 2004 magazine,
recorded live at The Cafe, April 20, 2004 (5 minutes, 53 seconds)

“1939: Eviction Fay”
mp3 file

Maureen Flannery
recorded live at her feature at The Cafe, April 27, 2004
published in v135 of cc&dB magazine:
“Undocumented” mp3 file (2 minutes, 1 second)

Jack Dylan
read by John Yotko reading cc&d magazine,
recorded live at The Cafe, April 20, 2004 (58 seconds)

“Distance”
mp3 file

Jan Ball
read by Janet Kuypers, reading cc&d v135 April 22 2004 magazine,
recorded live at The Cafe, April 20, 2004 (1 minute, 48 seconds)

“Return to Cloves and Cinnamon”
mp3 file

Marie Kazalia
John Yotko reading cc&d magazine,
recorded live at The Cafe, April 20, 2004 (38 seconds)

“Out of the Language of 1,000 Fears”
mp3 file


the editor’s two cents

the freedom pendulum swings around the globe

To visit a friend and to see the amazing historical sights, we decided to take a trip to China. We looked back over our lives — we were raised knowing that we couldn’t trade with China, that they were so violently Communistic that we would never be able to experience their culture or their history first-hand. So we stopped listening to AM talk radio, hearing about how the U.S. government could search flight records for potential terrorist activity, to head to the other side of the globe and see how the other side of the planet — and the other political side of the coin — functioned.
Now, I have to remind myself that I was seeing urban areas, Beijing and Shanghai, and that I was not witnessing the destitution of the rural expanses of China ... I have to remind myself of that because it was so much like the United States that I could forget. Corporate monoliths like Starbuck’s and McDonald’s were on every corner. People driving on the roads and on bicycles were more demonic than the city streets in the United States. Surrounded by skyscrapers and a ton of construction for the development of the city, the only thing that reminded me that I wasn’t on an American street was the fact that no one anywhere spoke English. Other than seeing signs in the street written in Chinese and not English, it was amazingly comfortable to manage in Shanghai.

While taking a flight to Beijing, we read an English newspaper (the Shanghai Daily, March 9 2004), whose main headline was “Historic Progress Hailed in constitutional amendments.” The draft amendment to China’s constitution went over the inviolability of private property. The Shanghai Daily article even stated that “the constitutional amendment is also expected to enshrine human rights protection.” I even kept this paper, so I could have written record of the expansion of rights given to the people of China. This story seemed to mark a remarkable time in history.

It was remarkable because I saw the inverse happening to us in the United States. I thought about John losing unemployment benefits because the U.S. government saw (by searching flight records) that he flew to Puerto Rico, which is outside of the United States; in other words, a weekend trip cost John his unemployment benefits. I also heard that the U.S. government wanted to access anyone’s hospital records to be able to search for people who had abortions.
The Patriot Act was passed six weeks after 9/11. We know now that it greatly changed the balance between liberty and security in this nation’s framework. Now the Domestic Security Enhancement Act is a draft for the sweeping expansion of Anti-Terrorism Act — and one of the provisions in here (if I’ve got this right) is that the government could actually strip citizenship from someone if — for example, if you were found making what you thought was a legitimate contribution to some non profit organization. People can argue about the “favorability” of particular non-profit organizations (that some non profit organizations are fronts for terrorist groups).
All I know is that I see that we’re walking on a slippery slope; once we’ve abandoned some rights, we can lose them all. And in China they are working to give their people more rights. It’s amazing how the pendulum can swing from China’s side of the globe to our own to change how everyone can look at the world.


Janet Kuypers
Editor-in-Chief


guest editorial by Paul McDonald

the Janet Jackson Breast Controversy



Art by Mike Hovancek

A few days after Super Bowl 2004, Teri Carlin of Knoxville, Tennessee filed suit against CBS, MTV, Viacom, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake alleging damages suffered from the half-time show. Among other things, Ms. Carlin states that she and “...millions of others similarly situated were caused to suffer outrage, anger, embarrassment and ...serious injury...” as a result of Timberlake and Jackson’s performance. What made this lawsuit interesting was that Carlin was asking that this be a class action lawsuit. And included in the class action would be “...all American citizens who watched the Super Bowl half-time show...” So on behalf of all those who were seriously injured by Ms. Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction, Carlin was seeking an award based on the revenues generated by the Super Bowl, the Artists, and the Media Moguls, a figure estimated to be in the billions of dollars.
At first I thought this was ridiculous. Of course, I hadn’t seen the half-time show. I was sick in bed with the flu and asleep at the time. I only woke up long enough to see the Patriots pull it out in the final seconds. I caught a couple of film clips, complete with a strategically placed video smudge over the right side of Jackson’s thorax and wondered what the big deal was. The ensuing debacle reminded me of a Woody Allen movie that had a segment where a wild malevolent breast wreaked havoc across the countryside until Allen, brandishing a crucifix, corralled the giant hooter into a massive brassiere. And in a true horror-story ending, the sheriff of a nearby town warned that it wasn’t over yet because these things usually travel in pairs.
Like I said I thought this was all pretty ridiculous until I began to wonder what the powers that be at CBS were thinking when they asked MTV to produce the half-time show. I mean, hadn’t these guys even seen the MTV Video Awards? I then downloaded Carlin’s complaint from the Smoking Gun.com and realized that in going for class action status Ms. Carlin had a busload of chutzpah working for her. She was hitting the media where it hurts, (publicity and the pocketbook) and she was going to get their attention the same way a few little known lawyers in Mississippi got the attention of the Tobacco Industry a few years ago.
I saw a few more replays of the half-time show and thought the whole thing was a major exercise in pretension and self-indulgence. In a way it reminded me of when some friends of mine and I saw the Rolling Stones on Saturday Night Live back in 1979. At one point the camera zoomed in on Mick Jagger who started licking Ron Wood’s face. My friends and I groaned and some bolted from the room in disgust. It was a cheap and tawdry stunt but none of us thought to sue for damages. But what if we had? Hmmm...
Although the halftime show wasn’t quite that repugnant, I still thought it was in pretty bad taste and I decided that if CBS, Viacom and MTV were dumb enough to set themselves up for a lawsuit like this, then, what the hell, maybe they deserved to have their coffers emptied.


Art by Cheryl Townsend

So I decided I wanted in on it. I made plans to get a doctor’s affidavit so I could petition the court to be part of the class action because, never having been breast fed as a child, the shock and awe of just hearing about Jackson’s medallion bedecked nipple had triggered my “issues” of lack and poverty consciousness. The doctor would testify that I’m a man in deep psychological pain therefore seriously injured. The least CBS could do is pay off my Master Card.
Well, my dreams of becoming debt-free and being able to Tivo future Super Bowl half-time shows have been smashed. Neither will I see the likes of Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Les Moonves (President of CBS) and the other Media Maggots running in terror while an Allegorical Woody Allenesque Tit the size of Minnesota closes in on all of them fast and furious. It seems that the following Tuesday, Carlin withdrew her lawsuit. Apparently she wants to see if the “remedial measures” taken by the networks succeed in preventing similar stunts.
But despite not getting in on the gravy train I have to admit I learned something. I mean, who would have thought you could sue someone -- for serious injury no less -- because of bad taste? Think of the millions you could make off Reality TV. Is this a great country or what?

As of April 2004, this piece is also on line at 3ammagazine.com; it wasbroadcast on WFPL-FM (Louisville, Kentucky) February, 2004.


Made Serial Killer

Jeff Moore

I’m stoned. I’m baked I’m ready
To Kill me a rapist or abductors any day.
I’m white.
I’m male
I’m 5 foot 10 inches and 168 pounds.
I’m 23 years old.
I’m ready to be a serial killer today.
I’m ready to kill me 20 or 30
Rapists and abductors any day.
I’m stoned.
I’m high.
I’m drunk.
I’m flying.
Look at me, I’m the one.
Kill me now for what I’ve done.
I’m a white man with a split personality,
And a bad past.
I’m ready to get me a sick bastard today.
And bearing it myself, fuck praying.
Lay all those sick people to rest.
Serial Killer that’s what the world made me today.
Just get rid of all the bad in the worst way.
The justice system must be stopped today.
I am a Made Serial Killer.
God I pray.


Her Last Song

For Barb and she knows why

Jennifer L Low

When fall hangs late and stubborn
in the trees,
the clouds giving themselves over
to a thick, sagging greyness,
a sorrow enters you
melting thick,
running slow and deliberate
through your blood making
you sloe-eyed and sleepy.

You close your eyes
remembering when all you knew
was your mama’s nipples
feeding you the sweet milk
from swollen breasts,
the milk gathering caught
in the corners of your mouth
like silent teardrops,

and the stories she told
like songs that would sing
you into sweet slumber,
even though now you cannot sing.

Loneliness clouds your mind
the way a numbing drug
makes you fuzzy and almost incoherent,
till you are desensitized
and that’s all you know,
all you want,
then nothing matters anymore.

Words mean nothing now,
they are only empty promises
spoken in vain,
falling heavy on deaf ears
as the weight of sorrow
that pushes you away

making you cry out for the song
that’s in your soul,
as the wind blows your words away,
scattering them like dry leaves,
up, up, up,
until they float
like souls.




Art by Mike Hovancek

Dead Hours

Jon Petruschke

Addicts lumber
after the bars close
until dawn.
Recovering addicts
call these dead
hours.

What really is being
a contributing member
of society?
They work
toward their own
demise: hustling, tricking,
shooting, twitching, kicking,
living the hierarchy
of needs so top-heavy,
there’s never motion
for promotion.
Staring at the sidewalk
for tiny rocks to smoke,
thinking they can’t all
be pebbles.
Stiffening so the wind
doesn’t drift their weeks
of unwashed stink
near a pedestrian.
Hungry enough to eat
dog-shit, long after
the first distinct acid trips,
and the junkie blur.
Long after the traffic lights
stop paying attention,
unwinding with red
and yellow blinking
for no one, especially not them.
In the dead hours
breaths are barely
there to draw.
Exhaust and air
so stagnant it breathes you.
The clatter of cages
rising from storefronts
still in the dark,
but soon the rushing
hours will begin,
without meaning,
around them.


Ourselves

Jon Petruschke

With my sexually
experimental friends,
it’s too narrowing to call
them homo, bi, omnisexual.
Labels and lines catch our eyes,
but we don’t end there.


1939: EVICTION DAY

Michael Brownstein

We planted cotton
and scarred our hands,
came home to make love
and fell asleep instead.
Greed is a wicked half-sister.
You filled your hands with it.
For a moment
color lost its importance.
I stand with others
holding my infant son,
every one of my possessions
along the highway
defining our misery.

-- In 1939, New Madrid County, Missouri’s plantation owners evicted both black and white tenant farmers and sharecroppers from land they had farmed for decades. The federal government had offered a check to help the workers. By evicting them, the plantation owners were able to take the money for themselves.


American Canto XLII

Michael Ceraolo


Prior to the proliferation of prisons
many, many crimes were punished by death:

adultery and arson
blasphemy and burglary
rape and robbery
rebellion of slave against master,
to name just some of a long list,
though
some weren’t punished by death until the third offense
(the original three-strikes-and-you’re-out,
permanently)
In fact
there was an orgy of self-congratulation
when the list of crimes considered capital
was considerably shortened,
a perverse pride in punishing by death
only six crimes instead of sixty,
a badge of honor for enlightened America
when compared with barbaric Europe,
though
enlightenment wasn’t the true motivation;
many ‘reformers’ felt the greater punishment,
by far,
was a long incarceration

And
the death penalty then meant death by hanging
Hanging was the pre-eminent spectator sport,
eclipsing even the evolving ball games,
and
was even a popular family activity,
in the seventeenth, eighteenth, and early nineteenth centuries;
the condemned a celebrity of sorts,
“surrounded with a Vast Circle of people”
“more Numerous,
perhaps,
than Ever was gathered together before,
on any Occasion,
in this colony”
Parades and patriotic speeches
preceeded the public executions,
with picnics afterward
And
salvation was hawked liked peanuts and Cracker Jack
Such sermonizing was not subtle,
to say the least:

“You are now to Dy”
“the Land where you now Live,
would be polluted,
if you should be spared from Death
“the Gospel has been offered to you . . .
How shal you escape the forest Damnation,
if you regard not this offer of mercy”
roared one or more of the Mathers

The substance of the theocracy would soon subside,
and
the public spectacle would soon shift
to behind closed doors,
but
the ritual remains to this day


American Canto XIII


Michael Ceraolo

And the Anglos appeared on the shores of American

And they decreed:
There shall be no intoxicants other than God
(their god)
And
all other intoxicants would be strictly prohibited

And the adverb was absolutely appropriate,
for
from this day forward
the strictness
of the prohibition
would differ only in degree,
not in kind

And
the uniquely American disease,
that of making a moral issue out of a matter of style,
had its longest-lasting manifestation

And thus was born the War on Drugs:

“the flood of excessive drinking will drown Christianity”

the scarlet letter D
or the word
Drunkard
that habitual offenders were forced to wear

And
the first prohibition was tried in the colony of Georgia
from 1735 to 1743;
all the vices
later displayed nationwide were here:
bootlegging
bribery
and other varieties of organized crime,
which would be forgotten as they receded
into the myth-mists of history
(American amnesia?)

In the theocracies
of New England,
and elsewhere,
excessive drinking was deemed responsible for
“swearing, poverty,
and the distaste for religion”

And yet
the Founding Fathers fairly floated on a sea of whiskey
(as did the Founding Mothers and all other relatives)
A rebellion was even fought when a tax was imposed on distilled spirits
(Distillers had long been paying higher prices than millers for grain;
the trumping of economics over morals is also firmly
in the American grain)

And in the nineteenth century,
when actual consumption decreased,
the perception of a problem increased inversely,
and
prohibition again became possible

Maine in 1851
And the road to today was paved with the first good intention

And,
as Maine goes,
so goes the nation
(so the cliche goes):
a dozen or more states soon followed suit;
the state-by-state step
toward nationwide prohibition
slowly sauntered ahead
Demon Rum was put on the run


But the law of unintended consequences was still in effect:
as alcohol was increasingly banned,
patent medicines
(marvelously monikered,
because
they had little medicinal purpose
and
they were unpatented,
because then
the manufacturers would have to disclose
what was actually in them)
containing cocaine or opiates
rushed to fill the void
(But of course
it wasn’t real Americans using those nostrums:
it was the Chinese with their opium
and the Negroes with their cocaine)

And so
a whole host of bugaboos came together
to litter the twentieth century with legislation,
laws too numerous to enumerate here
And with some laughable propaganda
(think Reefer Madness)
it was inevitable that a religion of drug use,
with its own apostles of pot
and heralds of hallucinogens,
would arise,
and give rise to equally false idols,
causing
the anti-drug Crusaders to redouble their mission,
preaching the gospel of punishment,
encouraging children to inform on their parents
in neo-Orwellian fashion,
trampling
common sense and the Constitution

AD NAUSEAM



Art by Cheryl Townsend

On 9-11-2001, two thirds of those polled in a national survey said they would sacrifice personal freedom in order to be “safe” from terrorism.
(Source: Peter Jennings, ABC News)

###

“Those who would sacrifice a little freedom for temporal safety deserve neither to be safe or free.”
- Ben Franklin


Art by Xanadu


A fall day in John Alan Douglas


Art by John Yotko

This seaport of Vancouver sweats drugs
but the weather dear is autumnal cool
the gutters proudly belch leaves
pigeons buzz the sodden sidewalks
narrowly missing solid citizens
raindrops hold convention in clouds
another hockey season jump pump starts
giving myriad males something to do
another fashion season swings into inane cycle
giving all the air-headed females something -
animals: dogs cats ferrets even birds
are much smarter, they just ‘be’.

This seaport of Vancouver attracts many
peoples from over the worlds
to sample and savour
all of the
above

even better if
you have credit
cards and
penthouse
suites!



Art by Stephen Mead

Epigram (2003 March)

John Alan Douglas

Animals are more existential than
humans. Thus and humans who spend
time around animals are more in the
moment than ones who do not.


May Day 1998

John Alan Douglas

Workers of the world unite!
Brought together by greed
relating to the things you buy
and do not really need
:
all the computers so shiny
and obsolete the next week
:
all those shiny cars/SUV’s/trucks
To pollute city and country side
:
all that internet junk to
brag about and gossip on
where you receive eek mail
and don’t even know or care
(bosses&slumlords approve)
where it was from
:
all those fashionable rags
you rarely use
:
all those drugs and drinks
and smokes to bury selves
:
keep working

guys and girls!




Art by Cheryl Townsend

CAUSE-MONGER’S DENOUEMENT

Tom Booker

“We dedicate ourselves . . .”
knowing little to what or to whom

Yet we pledge faith and loyalty
to ourselves, we suppose, and to noble thoughts

Vaguely sacred moments of common cause
resemble others of occasional note

Dissipate to slim remembrance
lie undisturbed, until next in the series

We clamber home, to each one’s own
connecting briefly at replays

Anti-climactic, all of it seems
and any ideals sleep closely with dreams


Brave Soldiers

Darby D. Miller

I have seen the cry for mercy at the end,
Young men of all ages.
Trying their best to defend,
Bombs dropped all night.
We heard the blast of the white powder site.
Medevac’s flew low to assist,
The men knew of the risk.
Remembering war is a nightmare,
They didn’t know what was out there.
The soldiers heard the screams, crying and pain,
All the soldiers are proud of their American Flag.
The flag flew over them while our brave men fought till the end,
We didn’t stop until our flag flew red, white and blue in the wind.

Copyright 2003


Cold Windy Nights

Darby D. Beattie

The air felt like a vacant lost wind
Wind is felt through my coat as I slept
Miracles of warmth I felt at intervals during the night
Homeless is a word that hurts when I remember the pain
No home, food, friends, just the lonely windy nights.
A lot of people drove by staring at the lonely cold sight.
Remembering the pain of empty nights hurts my heart.
I yearn for the friendship and love of days gone by, the
Wind howls like a coyote on the plains.
My clothing is dirty, not very much left to face the winds ahead.
I pray for a warm night somewhere down the highways.
The temperature has dropped to the teens and below my feet feel
Numb as I walk toward a light in the distance.
Coffee would taste good now, anything warm to survive the cold windy nights.
Homeless in the cold nights of winter, the chill rests within my spirit today.



Art by John Yotko

Shelter Meals

Oct 18,2003
Author: Darby Diana
Homeless Female Veteran

I stand with many others in a long line,
When I pick up my plastic bowls and spoon,
Thinking of the aromas of warm soup and bread from my childhood days.
The food smells so good but the memories of gone days are with me as I
Stand with many others in this long line. The children scatter quickly some
Can’t eat anymore because their bodies are suffering from the cold,
The smiles are gone, looks of hunger stay in my mind. I notice their hair is
Uncombed and the dirt from the streets cover their clothes.
I try to smile and give my place in line, its part of the days race for the shelter
Meals.
The shelter folks try hard each day to feed the flock but more come in from
The street cold every day, hunger and lonely made me stand for my soup today.
Lunch and supper lines get longer cries of “I want more green beans is heard
Behind my back, soon the Shelter folks say no more green beans today, Sorry!
I know because I am homeless and hungry too.


Convent Memories in the Alps

Jan Ball

These Maria mountains are not my memories,
No Captain Von Trapp for me. I saw
Only paunchy old priests and gnarled gardeners
All those years in the convent.
I know what people think,
That there’s a secret tunnel from
The convent to the rectory
But all I saw in the basement was
The laundry, old furniture and
A maze of water pipes covered in canvas
So they wouldn’t leak steam from the furnace.


Return to Cloves and Cinnamon

Jan Ball

Pomegranates were never enough for you
so I bought mangoes and papayas
inverting the orange mango flesh
into a lattice of three-dimensional cubes
for your breakfast, squeezing limejuice on top,
but you complained when, piercing the fruit with your fork,
you squirted juice on your morning paper.

During the day, after you left for work,
I scooped papaya seeds like tiny eyes
and set them aside to tenderize the dinnerbeef.
Later, I filled the halves with the tenderized meat
then baked them in the oven at 350,
Caribbean style.
The aromatic fragrances clung to the living room walls
and glittered, condensed, on the brittle kitchen windows,
sparkling like contact lenses as the sun set.
I sat on the living room sofa waiting for you
to come home from work,
twiddling my hair, reading PEOPLE magazine.

Where are you now?
The somber moon rises yellow
in a bruised and purple sky,
and I sit alone with the fragrance
of cloves and cinnamon.


Undocumented

Maureen Tolman Flannery

They walk for days in the desert
beat down upon by the heat of a hostile sun
by the wants of a wife left behind,
by a child’s disease
by the needs of a mother who feeds them all
and eats only at her own oversized heart.
The balls of their feet are one thick oozing blister.

And some of them die of sadness
huddled against each other
against the cold of a desert night,
their backs full of cactus spurs
as if each one were San Sebastian.

As they near the high fence
they fear the helicopter’s search light,
the signs they cannot read.
They fear the stranger and the compatriot,
the night and the day,
the coyote they have paid a family’s life savings
to keep them safe,
the guns of the border guards
and the thunder in their ears
of their own fragile hearts drumming
like tambores of the festival dancers back home.

Hope and hunger swirl into a tailwind
sweeping them north toward the border.
Desperation drives them over;
the INS sends them back much faster.

When it comes against the edge
which deed, I wonder,
should be the honored claim,
or should it be need?
And how many must die for a chance
at what those who have it
don’t even want?
And what, then, is the bottom line,
and who has crossed it?


Exfoliation

Maureen Tolman Flannery

OK, so let’s think about this one.
In this kind of city
there are thousands of us bums
with nowhere to go--and who knows
how many more housed low-lifes
barely hangin in there, hangin out.
Now, each of us is sloughing off skin
like a bull snake, especially this winter
in these bitch-cold winds. You with me?
Think about it. Flaky parts of old guys
deposited near park benches;
every seven years whole hobos
floating out around train tacks.
Could be worse on the environment
than your slick-ass Volvos putting out exhaust
or tires leaving rubber along the road.
Making you sick, eh, thinking of all our DNA
cork-screwing through the air like seeds
floating around looking for earth to sprout in.
You must be breathing us in every day
through your little asthma inhalers.

Hey; it’s not so bad. Look at it this way.
When old age winks back at you from that
gold framed looking glass,
where you think you sorry rich ass
is looking all fine in your Calvin Kleins
and things that set you up there above
the rest of us slobs
start coming undone,
those Vassar children don’t call back--
your Volvo develops an unexplained rattle--
the top grain cowhide bottom
drops out of your stock portfolio--
you start forgetting things
and clients won’t return your calls
and its all a little shaky, aint it, bro.

That’s when it might just be a comfort to know
about what I’ve just told you--
how you’ve prepared for this letting go
with your daily dose of the flaked off skin
of the homeless.


Get Me Through My Life

Marina Arturo

there was a time tonight
when i thought you would come up to me
and act like you had never met me before

and well, i did not know what else to say
and so i did the same

it is strange to be in a place you have not been to before
because i think that when i see something familiar
and then see something different

it is at times like that
when i try to come up with stories in my head
to get me through the days and get me through my life


Enough So Far

Gabriel Athens

I appreciate your honesty
I’m not used to honesty, you know
I’m used to people trying to screw me over
and I know I’m a girl
but I have to act like a guy sometimes
so that people don’t try to make my life tougher

hasn’t it been tough enough so far?

when you’re so used to
not getting the truth from anyone
well, honesty is nice

I want to know if I should have hope
when you talk, you give me reason to have hope

and I don’t know if I should
but now I’ll take whatever I can get


Art by John Yotko


A Select Few Things

Mackenzie Silver

I can only think of a few things
a select few things

I've wanted to know that you are
willing to give me that
that you feel it in the same way I do

I'm not going to tease you about this
and I'm not going to make a promise
I won't keep

everything I say is a promise to you

it's a promise to my life
it's a promise to my future

you better believe in the same things I do
I don't like getting my hopes up for nothing
So prove me wrong


Do That For Me Then

Aeon Logan

That’s where the problems come from
The problems come from having ideas, having theories,
thinking they’re the right ideas,
and then acting on those ideas
without checking your premises to
see if they were even the right ideas

I’ve done that

I thought that everything would fall into place
and everything would have a happy ending for me
I’ve discovered that after all of these years
those happy endings haven’t come around
and that there is no reason to have hope

But people want someone to deliver flowers
to them, for no reason
People could say something
nice to you, out of the blue
or tell you they loved you
I mean, you know they love you
but it’s nice to hear

I think men don’t get that

I hate having to be the voice of reason, but here goes
sometimes you have to do nice things

I like nice things done for me
I want someone to call me when they said they would
I want someone to tell me I’m worth something

I’ve wanted that for years

Nick DiSpoldo, Small Press Review (on “Children, Churches and Daddies,” April 1997)

Kuypers is the widely-published poet of particular perspectives and not a little existential rage, but she does not impose her personal or artistic agenda on her magazine. CC+D is a provocative potpourri of news stories, poetry, humor, art and the “dirty underwear” of politics.
One piece in this issue is “Crazy,” an interview Kuypers conducted with “Madeline,” a murderess who was found insane, and is confined to West Virginia’s Arronsville Correctional Center. Madeline, whose elevator definitely doesn’t go to the top, killed her boyfriend during sex with an ice pick and a chef’s knife, far surpassing the butchery of Elena Bobbitt. Madeline, herself covered with blood, sat beside her lover’s remains for three days, talking to herself, and that is how the police found her. For effect, Kuypers publishes Madeline’s monologue in different-sized type, and the result is something between a sense of Dali’s surrealism and Kafka-like craziness.

Debra Purdy Kong, writer, British Columbia, Canada
I like the magazine a lot. I like the spacious lay-out and the different coloured pages and the variety of writer’s styles. Too many literary magazines read as if everyone graduated from the same course. We need to collect more voices like these and send them everywhere.

Ed Hamilton, writer

#85 (of Children, Churches and Daddies) turned out well. I really enjoyed the humor section, especially the test score answers. And, the cup-holder story is hilarious. I’m not a big fan of poetry - since much of it is so hard to decipher - but I was impressed by the work here, which tends toward the straightforward and unpretentious.
As for the fiction, the piece by Anderson is quite perceptive: I liked the way the self-deluding situation of the character is gradually, subtly revealed. (Kuypers’) story is good too: the way it switches narrative perspective via the letter device is a nice touch.

Children, Churches and Daddies.
It speaks for itself.
Write to Scars Publications to submit poetry, prose and artwork to Children, Churches and Daddies literary magazine, or to inquire about having your own chapbook, and maybe a few reviews like these.

Jim Maddocks, GLASGOW, via the Internet

I’ll be totally honest, of the material in Issue (either 83 or 86 of Children, Churches and Daddies) the only ones I really took to were Kuypers’. TRYING was so simple but most truths are, aren’t they?


what is veganism?
A vegan (VEE-gun) is someone who does not consume any animal products. While vegetarians avoid flesh foods, vegans don’t consume dairy or egg products, as well as animal products in clothing and other sources.

why veganism?
This cruelty-free lifestyle provides many benefits, to animals, the environment and to ourselves. The meat and dairy industry abuses billions of animals. Animal agriculture takes an enormous toll on the land. Consumtion of animal products has been linked to heart disease, colon and breast cancer, osteoporosis, diabetes and a host of other conditions.

so what is vegan action?
We can succeed in shifting agriculture away from factory farming, saving millions, or even billions of chickens, cows, pigs, sheep turkeys and other animals from cruelty.
We can free up land to restore to wilderness, pollute less water and air, reduce topsoil reosion, and prevent desertification.
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C Ra McGuirt, Editor, The Penny Dreadful Review (on Children, Churches and Daddies)

CC&D is obviously a labor of love ... I just have to smile when I go through it. (Janet Kuypers) uses her space and her poets to best effect, and the illos attest to her skill as a graphic artist.
I really like (“Writing Your Name”). It’s one of those kind of things where your eye isn’t exactly pulled along, but falls effortlessly down the poem.
I liked “knowledge” for its mix of disgust and acceptance. Janet Kuypers does good little movies, by which I mean her stuff provokes moving imagery for me. Color, no dialogue; the voice of the poem is the narrator over the film.

Children, Churches and Daddies no longer distributes free contributor’s copies of issues. In order to receive issues of Children, Churches and Daddies, contact Janet Kuypers at the cc&d e-mail addres. Free electronic subscriptions are available via email. All you need to do is email ccandd@scars.tv... and ask to be added to the free cc+d electronic subscription mailing list. And you can still see issues every month at the Children, Churches and Daddies website, located at http://scars.tv

Mark Blickley, writer

The precursor to the magazine title (Children, Churches and Daddies) is very moving. “Scars” is also an excellent prose poem. I never really thought about scars as being a form of nostalgia. But in the poem it also represents courage and warmth. I look forward to finishing her book.


MIT Vegetarian Support Group (VSG)

functions:
* To show the MIT Food Service that there is a large community of vegetarians at MIT (and other health-conscious people) whom they are alienating with current menus, and to give positive suggestions for change.
* To exchange recipes and names of Boston area veg restaurants
* To provide a resource to people seeking communal vegetarian cooking
* To provide an option for vegetarian freshmen

We also have a discussion group for all issues related to vegetarianism, which currently has about 150 members, many of whom are outside the Boston area. The group is focusing more toward outreach and evolving from what it has been in years past. We welcome new members, as well as the opportunity to inform people about the benefits of vegetarianism, to our health, the environment, animal welfare, and a variety of other issues.


Gary, Editor, The Road Out of Town (on the Children, Churches and Daddies Web Site)

I just checked out the site. It looks great.

Dusty Dog Reviews: These poems document a very complicated internal response to the feminine side of social existence. And as the book proceeds the poems become increasingly psychologically complex and, ultimately, fascinating and genuinely rewarding.

John Sweet, writer (on chapbook designs)

Visuals were awesome. They’ve got a nice enigmatic quality to them. Front cover reminds me of the Roman sculptures of angels from way back when. Loved the staggered tire lettering, too. Way cool. (on “Hope Chest in the Attic”)
Some excellent writing in “Hope Chest in the Attic.” I thought “Children, Churches and Daddies” and “The Room of the Rape” were particularly powerful pieces.

C Ra McGuirt, Editor, The Penny Dreadful Review: CC&D is obviously a labor of love ... I just have to smile when I go through it. (Janet Kuypers) uses her space and her poets to best effect, and the illos attest to her skill as a graphic artist.

Cheryl Townsend, Editor, Impetus (on Children, Churches and Daddies)

The new CC&D looks absolutely amazing. It’s a wonderful lay-out, looks really professional - all you need is the glossy pages. Truly impressive AND the calendar, too. Can’t wait to actually start reading all the stuff inside.. Wanted to just say, it looks good so far!!!

Dusty Dog Reviews: She opens with a poem of her own devising, which has that wintry atmosphere demonstrated in the movie version of Boris Pasternak’s Doctor Zhivago. The atmosphere of wintry white and cold, gloriously murderous cold, stark raging cold, numbing and brutalizing cold, appears almost as a character who announces to his audience, “Wisdom occurs only after a laboriously magnificent disappointment.” Alas, that our Dusty Dog for mat cannot do justice to Ms. Kuypers’ very personal layering of her poem across the page.


Fithian Press, Santa Barbara, CA
Indeed, there’s a healthy balance here between wit and dark vision, romance and reality, just as there’s a good balance between words and graphics. The work shows brave self-exploration, and serves as a reminder of mortality and the fragile beauty of friendship.

Mark Blickley, writer
The precursor to the magazine title (Children, Churches and Daddies) is very moving. “Scars” is also an excellent prose poem. I never really thought about scars as being a form of nostalgia. But in the poem it also represents courage and warmth. I look forward to finishing her book.

You Have to be Published to be Appreciated.

Do you want to be heard? Contact Children, Churches and Daddies about book or chapbook publishing. These reviews can be yours. Scars Publications, attention J. Kuypers. We’re only an e-mail away. Write to us.


Brian B. Braddock, Writer (on 1996 Children, Churches and Daddies)

I passed on a copy to my brother who is the director of the St. Camillus AIDS programs. We found (Children, Churches and Daddies’) obvious dedication along this line admirable.

The Center for Renewable Energy and Sustainable Technology
The Solar Energy Research & Education Foundation (SEREF), a non-profit organization based in Washington, D.C., established on Earth Day 1993 the Center for Renewable Energy and Sustainable Technology (CREST) as its central project. CREST’s three principal projects are to provide:
* on-site training and education workshops on the sustainable development interconnections of energy, economics and environment;
* on-line distance learning/training resources on CREST’s SOLSTICE computer, available from 144 countries through email and the Internet;
* on-disc training and educational resources through the use of interactive multimedia applications on CD-ROM computer discs - showcasing current achievements and future opportunities in sustainable energy development.
The CREST staff also does “on the road” presentations, demonstrations, and workshops showcasing its activities and available resources.
For More Information Please Contact: Deborah Anderson
dja@crest.org or (202) 289-0061

Brian B. Braddock, Writer (on 1996 Children, Churches and Daddies)

I passed on a copy to my brother who is the director of the St. Camillus AIDS programs. We found (Children, Churches and Daddies’) obvious dedication along this line admirable.


Dorrance Publishing Co., Pittsburgh, PA
“Hope Chest in the Attic” captures the complexity of human nature and reveals startling yet profound discernments about the travesties that surge through the course of life. This collection of poetry, prose and artwork reflects sensitivity toward feminist issues concerning abuse, sexism and equality. It also probes the emotional torrent that people may experience as a reaction to the delicate topics of death, love and family.
“Chain Smoking” depicts the emotional distress that afflicted a friend while he struggled to clarify his sexual ambiguity. Not only does this thought-provoking profile address the plight that homosexuals face in a homophobic society, it also characterizes the essence of friendship. “The room of the rape” is a passionate representation of the suffering rape victims experience. Vivid descriptions, rich symbolism, and candid expressions paint a shocking portrait of victory over the gripping fear that consumes the soul after a painful exploitation.

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Paul Weinman, Writer (on 1996 Children, Churches and Daddies)

Wonderful new direction (Children, Churches and Daddies has) taken - great articles, etc. (especially those on AIDS). Great stories - all sorts of hot info!

The magazine Children Churches and Daddies is Copyright � through Scars Publications and Design. The rights of the individual pieces remain with the authors. No material may be reprinted without express permission from the author.

Okay, nilla wafer. Listen up and listen good. How to save your life. Submit, or I’ll have to kill you.
Okay, it’s this simple: send me published or unpublished poetry, prose or art work (do not send originals), along with a bio, to us - then sit around and wait... Pretty soon you’ll hear from the happy people at cc&d that says (a) Your work sucks, or (b) This is fancy crap, and we’re gonna print it. It’s that simple!

Okay, butt-munch. Tough guy. This is how to win the editors over.
Hope Chest in the Attic is a 200 page, perfect-bound book of 13 years of poetry, prose and art by Janet Kuypers. It’s a really classy thing, if you know what I mean. We also have a few extra sopies of the 1999 book “Rinse and Repeat”, the 2001 book “Survive and Thrive”, the 2001 books “Torture and Triumph” and “(no so) Warm and Fuzzy”, which all have issues of cc&d crammed into one book. And you can have either one of these things at just five bucks a pop if you just contact us and tell us you saw this ad space. It’s an offer you can’t refuse...

Carlton Press, New York, NY: HOPE CHEST IN THE ATTIC is a collection of well-fashioned, often elegant poems and short prose that deals in many instances, with the most mysterious and awesome of human experiences: love... Janet Kuypers draws from a vast range of experiences and transforms thoughts into lyrical and succinct verse... Recommended as poetic fare that will titillate the palate in its imagery and imaginative creations.
Mark Blickley, writer: The precursor to the magazine title (Children, Churches and Daddies) is very moving. “Scars” is also an excellent prose poem. I never really thought about scars as being a form of nostalgia. But in the poem it also represents courage and warmth. I look forward to finishing the book.

You Have to be Published to be Appreciated.
Do you want to be heard? Contact Children, Churches and Daddies about book and chapbook publishing. These reviews can be yours. Scars Publications, attention J. Kuypers - you can write for yourself or you can write for an audience. It’s your call...

Dorrance Publishing Co., Pittsburgh, PA: “Hope Chest in the Attic” captures the complexity of human nature and reveals startling yet profound discernments about the travesties that surge through the course of life. This collection of poetry, prose and artwork reflects sensitivity toward feminist issues concerning abuse, sexism and equality. It also probes the emotional torrent that people may experience as a reaction to the delicate topics of death, love and family. “Chain Smoking” depicts the emotional distress that afflicted a friend while he struggled to clarify his sexual ambiguity. Not only does this thought-provoking profile address the plight that homosexuals face in a homophobic society, it also characterizes the essence of friendship. “The room of the rape” is a passionate representation of the suffering rape victims experience. Vivid descriptions, rich symbolism, and candid expressions paint a shocking portrait of victory over the gripping fear that consumes the soul after a painful exploitation.

Dusty Dog Reviews, CA (on knife): These poems document a very complicated internal response to the feminine side of social existence. And as the book proceeds the poems become increasingly psychologically complex and, ultimately, fascinating and genuinely rewarding.
Children, Churches and Daddies. It speaks for itself.

Dusty Dog Reviews (on Without You): She open with a poem of her own devising, which has that wintry atmosphere demonstrated in the movie version of Boris Pasternak’s Doctor Zhivago. The atmosphere of wintry white and cold, gloriously murderous cold, stark raging cold, numbing and brutalizing cold, appears almost as a character who announces to his audience, “Wisdom occurs only after a laboriously magnificent disappointment.” Alas, that our Dusty Dog for mat cannot do justice to Ms. Kuypers’ very personal layering of her poem across the page.
Children, Churches and Daddies. It speaks for itself.

Debra Purdy Kong, writer, British Columbia, Canada (on Children, Churches and Daddies): I like the magazine a lot. I like the spacious lay-out and the different coloured pages and the variety of writer’s styles. Too many literary magazines read as if everyone graduated from the same course. We need to collect more voices like these and send them everywhere.
Fithian Press, Santa Barbara, CA: Indeed, there’s a healthy balance here between wit and dark vision, romance and reality, just as there’s a good balance between words and graphics. The work shows brave self-exploration, and serves as a reminder of mortality and the fragile beauty of friendship.
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