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Bonkers

Mike Berger

Three friends where tossed into
the looney bin. They ping-ponged
off their rubber room walls. Between
them they had an IQ of a box of rocks.

The shrink told them saying, “When
you can master this simple task, you
will be discharged. Pointing to his
shoulder, he said, “Shoulder.“ Then
pointing to his elbow he said, “Elbow.“
Finally pointing at his wrist, he said
“Wrist. When you can master this task
in order, you are out of here.

The first amigo tried his luck, but no
cigar. He said, “Wrist, elbow, shoulder.“
The second amigo was fraught with
anxiety, he got confused and said,
“Shoulder, wrist, elbow.“ The third
amigo came back with a smile on his
face.

He showed the others what he had
done. He ran through the routine
perfectly, shoulder, elbow, wrist.
Pointing to his head he said, “You
just have to use your ass.“



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