Some people are addicted to chocolate,
others prefer coffee or gummy bears.
Folks of a different ilk crave salt. Potato
chips and corn nuts are the way to satisfy.
None of those things turned me on; I wouldn’t
turn any of them down, but they seem a waste
of time. Garlic is where it’s at, but none of
that dried powdered stuff. It’s a sin to mix that
delicious fruit with salt. Give me a whole clove
of Spanish garlic. A variegation of tastes teases
your palate, sweet, tart, hot, and a bite. The
only downside is the extreme expense. Garlic
is cheap, but I have to buy breath mints in
large industrial size.