Happily ever after is how the
stories end. That is how it must
be. For the sake of the young
child’s formative mind, it has to
turned out that way. We as adults
know better.
After the honeymoon, reality sets
in. Prince charming is a spoiled
brat. He primps in front of the mirror
for hours. He whines when he can’t
find his contact lenses.
He throws frenzied tantrums if his
dinner is late. Picking up after himself
never crosses his mind.
His new bride soon discovered a
horrible truth; X box is the perfect form
of birth control, In her desperation
to find love, she turn to the Prince’s
squire. He is ugly as a stone fence,
but what’s a girl to do?