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Gravity Gremlins

Mike Berger, PhD

What is gravity? Newton named it
and described how it works. Yet it
remains a mystery. Why do things
attract?

Science has proposed some bizarre
explanations. The most bizarre is,
there are sub atomic particles called
gluons. That all sounds good but how
do the gluons work? This modern
flim-flam adds nothing new.

Here is an alternative hypothesis:
things don’t attract, they suck. Each
object has at least one Gravity Gremlin.
larger masses have many gremlins.
Celestial bodies have at least half a
gajillion. The larger the mass, the
more gremlins.

Each gremlin longs to be kissed, so
they began to suck. Those gremlins
really suck. When some of Earth’s
gremlins sucked on Newton’s apple, it
landed with a splat. This simple fact
is so obvious that it was ignored. The
splats are just the sighs of gremlins
after being kissed.

The bizarre thing about Gravity Gremlins
is as plausible an explanation as the more
rigorous theory of Gluons and such.

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