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the Five Stages of Macbeth
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A Knock-Knock Joke (you start)

CEE

Who’s There?
Family Services. We ran out of coffee, so had time
To fuck with your life.
Who’s There?
A truant officer. But, I’ll pretend not to be.
Who’s There?
You know who it is, asshole. A ‘who’, who’s pregnant.
Who’s There?
A process server. But, I’ll pretend to be pregnant. Or be
a truant officer. What did you say your name was?
Who’s There?
Have you ever heard of the prophet, Joseph Smith?
Who’s There?
Would you like to live forever, in paradise on Earth?
Who’s There?
I’m selling magazine subscriptions, but won’t admit that
for 10 minutes.
Who’s There?
Sheriff’s Department. We have an Order of Reclamation,
for these premises.
Who’s There?
(silence)
Who’s There?
(not quite silence, but you dearly wish it was)

Friend, over my shoulder:
These aren’t at all funny, you know.
Me:
You think I write to get laughs?



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