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SMIRK: “Rather a Giggle” (Vol. I, No. 1)

CEE

Inspired by open, free, crass mores of
Ancient grimoire called National Lampoon,
Young writer sets sights on aping style
With his own, homespun satire mag
Each single copy made as cheaply
As being 20 going on 8 provides for;
In the “foto” section, here we see
A weeping Buddhist monk
Standing next to statue of ol’ Sidd,
Minus head due to militia of the minute
Popping caps
Young writer, badly captions
Mourning monk lamenting,
“Oh, Buddha! The soldiers shot off your head!
Those godless swine!”
And headless stone replies to monk,
“’Godless’? How can that be?
When they shot off my head,
Their guns were going,
$BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDA$!!”
Such vaudeville all in all, a better aftertaste
Than young writer ghosting a column
“By” a friend’s sister
Making her out devotee of ECKANKAR
And making her brainless as sin
The former, isn’t humorous
The latter, wasn’t humorous to him
As attitudes of Other act as vacuum
To suck all the fun out of living

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