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Now for This Commercial Message (13)

Michael Ceraolo

The delivery company has a string of spots
where football players suddenly materialize
to chastize business people for using football metaphors
As Johnny Carson might have said,
Not so fast Steroid-Breath
You first
We’ll stop using sports metaphors
when you and your ilk stop spouting war jargon
when describing your game

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