Super Size Me
Michael Ceraolo
Grotesquely overhyped tripe
of the socially pseudo-significant stripe;
it should have been called Stupid Size Me:
some mental giant decides
to eat every meal every day for one month
at the world’s most famous fast food restaurant,
and go for the gluttony when asked to,
and stop exercising for the whole time too
And he plays it straight, wasting great comic potential:
he is shocked, shocked (honestly) to realize that
the road of excess leads to the palace of poor health
And it’s even more difficult to ignore that
the master of the obvious now passes himself off as an expert
I have an idea for his next film:
take the guideline that two drinks a day may be beneficial,
then have two drinks at every meal for a month
Scenes of you puking, pissing yourself, falling down
ought to be hilarious
