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Astroturf Is Luxury for Your Yard

Bryan Franco

I have astroturf pride.
It feels so silky smooth to my toes when I walk across the front yard to get the morning paper.
After I got SilkySmooth brand astroturf for my yard, I no longer had to mow the yard.
It looks so amazingly real: no one can tell the difference.
Did you know that when your yard has SilkySmooth astroturf, there are no pesky bugs, worms, groundhogs, or gophers.
It’s great for recreational rooftops in big cities; ask your building association president
to get some for your roof.
SilkySmooth brand astroturf costs less per square foot to buy than sod.
SilkySmooth astroturf is easily installed by your local certified professional SilkySmooth
trained installer in a matter of hours over your existing yard and is easily cut around trees, decorative shrubs, flower beds and raised garden plots.
SilkySmooth astroturf adheres forever to your existing ground with an all-natural organic mix
of latex and rubber cement.
When our secret formula adhesive leeches into your soil, existing plants will grow bigger
and be bug resistant.
Our latex plantation in Brazil is built atop an abandoned uranium ground mine.
We are the only employer in this impoverished area on the border of the Amazon rainforest providing a better life for the indigenous population and free SilkySmooth astroturf to all locals because the land in the immediate geographical area is, for the most part, barren.
When you get SilkySmooth astroturf for your home, you are helping a population that had basically been abandoned by their own people, but now have excellent jobs with benefits
and gorgeous green yards just like the one you can have with SilkySmooth astroturf.

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