IF HELL IS FULL
C Ra McGuirt
If Hell is full of Humanists, Muslims, Buddhists, Jews,
If Hell is full of old Black men who play the low-down blues
If Hell is full of harlots, well that’s all right
ĪCause we’re gonna have a hot time in Hell tonight
Most of my friends will be there, listening to our favorite bands
Frank Zappa and John Lennon will be jammin’ for the damned
Don’t wanna go to Heaven with Falwell and his crew
If Hell is full of Humanists, I wanna go there too
I feel sorry for the folks who choose a mansion in the sky
But everybody has free will, and I can’t question why
While they’re walkin’ streets of gold, I’ll be down below
Drinkin’ with Jim Morrison and Edgar Allan Poe
I was on the Earth one day walking to and fro
And going up and down on it, when I met the Lord
I asked just how a loving G-d could send most folks to Hell
She revealed this Mystery, and now you know as well:
Although the churches tell us we won’t make the Pearly Gates
And say to get it right with G-d before the judgment date
When She sees them comin’, I know what She will do
Be quite a sight in Hell tonight, Īcause G-d will be there too
