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A Man Has Fallen...
David B. McCoy
A man has fallen in love and married the candle he met at the lighting shop. On their marriage night, they get into an argument over who will be the penis in the relationship. The man insists that he is the man and, thus, the penis. The candle laughs and blurts out, “Please, my length beats yours hands-down.” Frustrated by this unexpected turn of events, the man rushes out and returns with a blow torch. When the candle is melted down and spread out all over the floor, he strips and humps away. By morning, the bridal suite is covered with hundreds of little flames which the man is finding impossible to snuff out.