The president was asked by a reporter one day,
in his lifetime had he ever smoked dope?
You’d think he’d surely say “yes” if he had
and if he hadn’t he’d jus’ say “no.”
After all the sixties were a long time ago
and it’s not like he’s goin’ to jail.
You know I don’t understand the answer he gave,
what’s up with, “but I didn’t inhale.”
