I am in a hallway with three other people
Two black chicks and one heavily primped blond
The blond is talking in a sugar sweet cheerleader
voice
“I hope they let us walk and talk and play games with
them
I want to be their friend.”
I start laughing
The black chicks are laughing so hard they are hurting
themselves
The blond isn’t laughing
The head nurse suddenly appears and
Ushers us all into a small room
Once inside we are shown a long, exceedingly dull
video
On the daily operations of a nursing home
Then we are given the obligatory rah-rah speech
About the high level of quality in patient care at the
facility
The blond looks troubled
She says “We aren’t going to have to clean up anyone’s
Bowel movements on this job, are we?”
I can’t help it
I bust up laughing again
