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I MADE A BOI BLUSH!
(Custom Bumpersticker Seen On a Red Ford F-150)

C Ra McGuirt, Friday, March 7,
2008

I made a boi blush. Yes, it was online
But making a boi blush
Is good work for a straight guy
Who’s not pretending
To be more than a Dom
bear
Up on a mountain
I know most folks just wouldn’t care

I made a boi blush (You spell that B-O-I)
Because they don’t know bois
Are girls who don’t like guys
But do like dressing up
And acting the urchin
With leather jackets
And Dr. Martens.

“We’re always attracted
To what we can’t have,”
I told this sweet boi
And at first, she got mad:
“You made me blush, Sir,
And blushing’s so girly!”
Then we both laughed hard
And I made a couch appear

In our tasteful cyberspace
This boi sat her astounding
Brit bottom on my bearish knee
And told me “Sometimes,
I
act the Gay Boi;
All genders, that’s me
And my friends...how comfy
To snuggle on this couch
With such a perceptive man...
Oops! There’s my girlfriend!
I have to run! Write when you can!”

I sat there smiling
At my computer
I thought I’d done most everything
That can be
on sin sites
But this was a new one
So I signed out for the night
And plan to order
A bumpersticker:

I MADE A BOI BLUSH!

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