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ABC- Average Broadcasting Choices
CBS- Corporate Broadcasting Showcase
NBC- Numskull Brokaw Comments
FOX- For Only Xenophobes
PBS- Public Bored Stiff
CNN- Continuous Nattering Network
ESPN- Exceedingly Silly People’s Noises
C-SPAN- Come: See Politicians Attempt Normality
E!- Egregious!
USA- Un Special Alternative
TNT- Trite N Tedious
MTV- Mendacity TeleVision
And there swirled a series of slogans and spots:
Alcoa:
We can’t wait for tomorrow
(and another country to exploit)-
A folksy way to sell us beer,
having a dressed-down family member address us
But the family member had a numeral after his name,
and in trying to elicit sympathy
he was talking about how difficult a time Prohibition was
You could actually see him shudder
at the memory of how close his family had come
to having had to actually work-
Coca Cola:
the global high sign
(maybe we didn’t take the cocaine out after all)-
The principle behind
having a celebrity
endorse your product
would seem to be defeated
if you have to identify the celebrity-
Coca Cola:
Things go better with Coke
(especially osteoporosis)-
In the season of hilarity and hypocrisy:
there was the third-generation politician,