This appears in a pre-2010 issue of Down in the Dirt magazine.
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Kid hits one foul into the neighbor’s yard. The man is mowing the front lawn smoking a cigar. His wife is snapping beans on the back porch. Kid goes through the gate, finds the ball in the flowers at the foot of the porch. He looks up from getting the ball, sees she doesn’t have any underpants on. Sees the smooth white of her legs. She says Would you like to see it closer? He would. Like to feel it? He would but not sure what to do with the bat in his hand. The lawn mower is coming around the house, saving the day, and she says You be a good boy now run along home.
