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Counterman Rushing By

CEE

“Can I help you with sumthin’?”
Means
Are you shoplifting

I always
Respond to their impertinence
By asking for a dozen different things
Take up their next half hour
Then
Keep coming back ot them
Then whole time
I’m in the store
If I have to wait behind others
I wait
Just go ask for more help
If they go on break
I stay in the store, ‘til after their break
So I can bother them again
And if they go home
I call the next day
Requesting that they
Personally
Help me out
The young ones especially
Hate me

No, I’m not trying to take anything
But, I use up some of your life
Asshole
That’ll learn ya
To bother me
When I’m shopping

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This appears in a pre-2010 issue
of cc&d magazine.
Saddle-stitched issues are no longer
printed, but you can requesting it
“re-released” through amazon sale
as a 6" x 9" ISBN# book!
Email us for re-release to order.