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Happily Married to a Mannequin

Je’free

Call him weird or genius
At least he’s happier than us
She’ll be eternally young and pretty
With the most perfect bust
The ideal lover who can get cut,
But never bleed,
Customized suitably
To cater to his needs

Call him wacko or imaginative
At least he’s got an output, a therapy
She’ll be a listener with a heart
In his own reality
The lover delivered in private
With a lifetime warranty,
Low maintenance, replaceable parts,
One hundred percent reliability

Call him out-of-the-box thinker
At least he is living his dreams
She’ll always compromise, and
Never be argumentative with him
The lover that can not cheat,
With legs that can not leave,
Every neighbor gets a trip
Outta this gal he’ll forever keep

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This appears in a pre-2010 issue of cc&d magazine. Saddle-stitched issues are no longer printed, but you can requesting it “re-released” through amazon sale as a 6" x 9" ISBN# book! Email us for re-release to order.

This appears in a pre-2010 issue
of cc&d magazine.
Saddle-stitched issues are no longer
printed, but you can requesting it
“re-released” through amazon sale
as a 6" x 9" ISBN# book!
Email us for re-release to order.