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Matthew McConaughey is Single-Handedly Destroying American Film

Adam McGavin

Blonde curls, you’re a character actor.
If you’re ever cast in a serious role,
Gigli would instantly become the second
worst movie ever. Pair you with a hundred
pound, wavy-haired Hollywood princess
and we’ve got an instant classic about the man boy
who just can’t get his life together! I’m not
even jealous of your six pack
and Mediterranean tan because I have two
brain cells to rub together
to keep me warm at night. You’ve managed
to play the same role over and over
and over until I want to carve my eyes out
with a rusty pairing knife, and even then
I’d have to listen to your nonsensical
drivel until I was forced to hack
my ears off with the same dull blade.
You’re a less talented, less funnier –
dare I say— less good-looking Owen Wilson.
Do yourself – and all of us non-deaf mutes—a favor
and quit acting. Model, be a gigolo, tie a weight
around your feet and jump in the ocean, just please
quit sabotaging American movies.



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