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World Sex Records
Tom Ball
X wanted to get in the world record books. So his first step was to have sex with every conceivable creature in any way possible. However the keepers of the world records told him his deeds merited psychological help rather than world records.
However he was not put off and proceeded to make love to every conceivable object. He made love to desks, mountains, art works and anything else he could think of. And it was all recorded on tape so that the keepers of the records could see for themselves what a daring open-minded man he was. He claimed to truly love all things and said that everyone should be like him.
But again the keepers of the records snubbed him saying that he was degrading the very idea of world records with his madness.
But this made him extremely upset and so he decided to take revenge on the record keepers. He proceeded to blow up their museums and presses, which printed their books. Also many new record attempts by others were sabotaged in various ways.
The keepers of the records had him arrested, but the attacks continued. It became apparent that he had a loyal following, who wanted to carry out his work.
The terrorism was so virile that finally the keepers of the records had to close down their business. Henceforth there would be no more world records.
The moral of the story? If you don’t include radicals in your world plans bad things will happen.
