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He Wanted AIDS
Tom Ball
You gotta wonder if some people don’t actually subconsciously want AIDS and even death.
X was one of these people. You see he wanted a girlfriend but couldn’t seem to get one as girls thought of him as boring. Basically he wished he were dead...
But then one day he had an inspiration. He decided he would offer to be the boyfriend of some girl with AIDS. Such girls he’d heard were desperate for love and would take anyone. So he went on the net saying he had AIDS and was looking for a girlfriend. Several girls were willing to chat with him and finally he made one of them his girlfriend. He didn’t live with the girl however so she didn’t know that he wasn’t taking AIDS medication. And he didn’t use condoms and finally succumbed to the disease.
After a year or so the girl tired of him, and dumped him. But that was no problem as he had a number of AIDS infected net friends who were desperate for love.
In fact he found that these girls would have sex with wild abandon as if there was no tomorrow, and he’d never been so happy.
He felt that ancient primitive tribes must have been similar. Live for the day, and be open-minded about sex.
So he wrote a book about his experiences. He explained that modern people don’t really know how to enjoy themselves and are too picky about who they will have sex with.
The book was well received, and X became moderately rich and was famous in the AIDS community. Of course now many AIDS infected girls wanted to date him now. Of course most found him boring eventually but were thrilled to meet him at first.
The moral of the story is anyone can become interesting. You just have to do something different.
