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The Ten Commandments Of Going Out

J. J. Brearton

Britney Spears rang my bell.
I was flipping between WWE
and American Idol on the TV.
She said, “You got to read these!”
She had in her hand copies of
RuneScape and Naruto.
I said,
“Does your Dad know you’re here?”
She said, “Yeah, you’re on the
permitted list.”
“Great,” I said. “Who else is on it?”
“Jessica Alba. That’s about it.”
“That’s cool.”
She said, “Did you hear
Barack Obama is going to appoint
Lindsay Lohan as ambassador to Chad?”
“Who’s he? What are they doing,
like, an intervention?”
“No, that’s Angelina Jolie.
She’s intervening in Senegal.”
“In Canada? I thought that had to be
in a foreign country.”
“Sure it is, silly.
Now just read these books.
They have a lot of pictures-
not that many words.
I’ll be back to test you on it later.
I’m on my way to do a guest shot on
Miley Cyrus’ show.
My Dad and her Dad
are trying to put a CD
together for us.”
“What’s it called?”
“The Ten Commandments
Of Going Out.”
“Is that a religious album?”
“Not the way we sing it.”



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