My ultra-liberal friend beat his wife
Another liberal friend
Was impotent with his
Which was somehow the fault of
Her upbringing
(According to him)
A third realllllly liberal friend
Has had a mistress for 15 years
And he’s never at home
Ever
Me?
I’m a National Socialist, essentially
More or less
My wife buys whatever she likes,
Chooses the movies we watch
Thinks I’m Mr. Stud, and
Hits me every day, but
I never, ever return it