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I Will Burn
Joshua Copeland
#1: A Wave in Becoming
“My Face is on the covers of several newspapers and TV news shows this week: T_F_” Check F for that one. “The six o’ clock newscaster speaks directly to me: T_F_” Another F. “I have flown across the Atlantic several times this year: T_F_” Yet again. F. This questionnaire would prove to be a cakewalk if it wasn’t so long and if I understood where the questions were coming from. Six hundred questions. Most were easy to answer. They were supposed to cull out the really deranged from the deranged. But a few gave me trouble, like, “When your mother or father are angry at someone, I get angry too: T_F_” And the answer to that question determines what? One wrong answer and I could be in here for longer than the mandatory 90 days. I was on question #342. At little more than halfway through. The concise maneuvering of the pencil made your fingers ache after a while.
But maybe...maybe...I wanted to be here.
I’m sixteen years old. This is my second stint in Western Psyche. What and who brought me here the first time? it’s children’s lit material. A pop up story book. I got in an argument with my parents. My shrink had told them I was not to watch any more movies that integrated sex and violence. They confiscated Bloodsucking Freaks (“Bloodsucking” appears to be a real word, this laptop didn’t “error” it), Blue Velvet, Angel Heart, Lost Highway, The Accused, Barb Wire Dolls, The Defilers, Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS parts one, two, three, four, five, and six. They were the blood of my body. My essence. My life. Kapoof! Gone, like that half circle of sun sinks, turning into a dot, than nothing, no orange, no red, no color, just black.
This made me mad. I charged into Greenfileld, my neighborhood’s polluted next door neighbor. I carried with me, under my coat, a panel ripped off a TV stand. I had duct taped one end of it as a grip. I beat down the first hunky I saw—he was about 5 foot 10—that is, until he got the upper hand, grabbed hold of my club, and beat me till the cops came. The judge at Juvey Court sentenced me to the St. Francis Adolescent Unit A. He said I wouldn’t last at Shuman Detention Center. The verdict pissed off the parents of my victim, they thought it wasn’t enough time, and shouted as such after the judge sentenced me.
And so I arrived. Got lots of hugs, pretty common around there, hugging. And the staff were cool. One I grew fond of was Rocco. He was about 6 foot 3, twenty-eight-years old, and with his bulging eyes he looked like some aquatic creature mid-transformation, HP Lovecraft come to life. Revitalized. My first day there he wore a Transvision Vamp T-shirt (He would also sometimes wear a Plasmatics T-shirt and a GG Alin T-shirt. On his face: A constant smirk).
My first day there he said, “So you tried to beat someone down?”
“Yeah.”
“So what the fuck did you do that for?”
“He was lower income bracket,” I said. “I had no choice.”
He grinned. “So you’re a brat. What do your mommy and daddy do?”
That made me mad.
“You can’t disrespect me like that!” I bellowed. “Watch. As soon as I’m released I’ll find a negro and stick a big black dick up your ass.”
“Language. Be appropriate. Get as angry as you want. Just don’t swear.”
Then he imitated me. He hunched his shoulders and ducked his neck down and his eyes darted up and around and back and forth: He looked at the carpet and squeaked, “Hi. My name’s Ray Synclair. I’m sixteen and I’m trying to take on all the kids in Greenfield but I’m really just a spoiled, anxious puddle of puke.”
“That’s not me.”
Over the next few weeks I warmed up to him. He had Howard Stern Grade A honesty, though Stern was much taller. Rocco was the first person to tell me who I was. Yes, he was right; I had to admit to myself I was frightened. Very frightened. Should I have attacked myself instead of someone else? (Months later this worry would come back to conk me on the head). How could I have done such a thing?
We all ate breakfast on the unit, but for lunch and dinner Rocco and I sat together in the cafeteria. He turned off most of the other kids. He made Theresa cry. When she told him she had walked through her neighbor’s empty house nude, Rocco grinned and said, “I bet you were molested as a kid.” She burst into tears and ran into her room. He commanded an empty stadium; I was one of his few fans.
Dr. Zitner was the unit Dr. He diagnosed me as manic depressive, a bulllshit diagnosis, cause I never had any highs, just low and low, trough after trough. But the doctors never really got to know you. They only met with you five minutes every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. It was the staff, who you were around every day, that you watched TV and play card games, they were the ones that got to know you best.
At my high school I did not fit in. But in that adolescent unit I belonged. I was part of things. I wasn’t a moon to someone’s earth. That hospital was for me. Those staff were for me. Those patients were for me. I hugged them with all my soul the day I left. The prescribed recipe for living healthy and wholesome life: Take my Wellbutrin and Lithium every day. After my month and a half in there they unleashed me back into the real world.
I went back to Pearson High, but reality and I could not coexist. Five months later I was back in St. Francis. My first afternoon back Rocco sat me down in the lounge. “What happened, dude?” he asked. “Why did you do that to yourself?”
I was glum. “Read my file.”
“I did. Lift up your shirt.”
I pulled up my shirt.
“Take off the bandage for a second.” I unwrapped it and felt the cool air as I pulled the bandage back.
He rolled his eyes. “Nice. You know that’s going to scar, don’t you?”
“Who cares.” It was my turn to roll my eyes.
Deb—who was in there for bulimia (she smiled a sour smile that showed the acid had eroded her teeth)—sat across from me. She saw my scarring and yelped, “Ewww. Are you crazy?”
“How long did that take you?” Rocco asked.
“Don’t know. Can’t pay attention to time anymore.”
“Why did you choose a tic tac toe game? Why not—”
“A tied tic tac toe game.”
“Alright. Why did you choose a tied tic toe game? Why not something less painful, more simpe?”
“Be happy. I’ve learned how to internalize my anxiety and not funnel it into rage and go Coo Coo for Cocoa puffs on other people. That knife from Walmart was sharp. It cut my skin like warm butter.”
“Good analogy. Idiot. Back to square one.”
“Ha.”
The next day they gave me the six hundred question test. It took about three hours to finish. On Wednesday Dr. Zitner came into my room. “So Ray, we got your SST blood draw back. It appears you’ve slacked off on the Lithium.”
“Maybe. But I hate those pills. The Lithium gives me the shits and makes me thirsty all the time.”
He laughed and said, “A lucid state of mind doesn’t come for free. Let’s try Depakote. You’ll gain weight but it won’t dehydrate you. Sound good?”
When he left I kicked my desk. “Ow!” Hurt my big toe.
Man, did Depakote knock me for a loop. It sapped me so much I could barely stand up, like supersaturated rag. And I slept like crazy.
#2: Hollywood
Two paramedics wheeled him in tethered to a stretcher. It’s a humiliating way to be brought into the unit (But it made for good rubbernecking: One time they bought in this really hot blonde. She had given birth to a dead baby. She had a robe on, and showed a lot of leg as she stretched against the leather, kicking and screaming and crying). But this kid they brought in, he was all smiles. Within half an hour he was sitting by the TV chatting with Nancy, one of the more unfriendly staff. The new patient’s name was Manny.
He was black, around 6 foot, medium build, looked around 160 pounds. I’m not gay, but he looked really good. And eloquent. His speech was perfect, ala Billy De Williams, no Ebonics or New York twang. For days I’d do nothing but watch him perform. He was all eyebrows, and I liked the bourgeoisie fluttering of the eyelids. The joke of everything, he always got the joke of everything, the joke of life. He reminded me of my mom’s one friend who was a Shakespearian actor. Manny didn’t belong there.
Claire couldn’t find her gym shoes. “Hey you guys. Wait up. I can’t find my new white shoes.”
“New white shoes?” Manny hummed. “Sounds like a fifties tune.”
And he knew things, library after library of data. I envied him. He could recite De Sade by heart. He knew an owl’s head can swivel 180 degrees both left and right. He knew Sarte and had read “No Exit.” He worshipped Voltaire and Hume, ergo he didn’t believe in God—offending some of the patients and staff. He knew that Schliemann had discovered a building from ancient Troy.
I found out through our groups that he tried to slit his wrist with a butter knife at a party. When I got out I ran into Megan Malloy, who had been at the party. She said the kids were angry at him for trying it. “Just a wimpy way to try and get attention, poor baby,” she told me she said to him. He never told us why he tried to kill himself. “Just one of those things you do when you get drunk,” he said in a “That’s life, oh well,” shrug of his shoulders. If anyone deserved to live, it was he.
I don’t think he knew I existed. One time, as we lined up for cafeteria, I asked him, “Um, knowing Judo, have you gotten in any fights?”
“Yes,” he said, and turned to talk to Clair.
And there was the one time we were watching TV. He said, “Ray, you are kind of thin and fragile.” He lightly pinched my bicep. I yanked my arm back.
My last day there Rocco sat me down in the lounge. He asked the other patients there to leave.
“I hope I never see you again,” he said.
I looked at my lap. “I know, I know.”
“You got open fields ahead of you,” he said, trying to align my eyes with his. “You got your whole life to live. Don’t fuck up a third time. If you do, they’ll send you to State.” He let that hang there.
“Huh? What do you mean, ‘State?’”
“The State Hospital over in Clairiton. The TV’s don’t work there. Cold showers. Dinky, thin foam mattresses. The staff doesn’t give a shit about you. They tie you up with cold water soaked towels if you flip, no leather.”
I sighed. “I’ll do my best, man. What do you want me to say?”
“You don’t want to be a revolving door patient.”
“What?! I try and be like other kids! Do you think I like being last all the time?! I so so SO much want a girlfriend! I’m a virgin!”
“You’ll make it,” he said. “I think we got it this time around.” He looked at his lap on that one.
By coincidence (Or superstitious synchronicity) Manny and I left the same day. We even exited the hospital the same time. My parents waited by their Camry “Free at last,” my dad said. “We cleaned your room for you. Did your bed. You could bounce a quarter off it.”
I reluctantly hugged him. My attention was on Manny. He met a very pretty woman standing by a station wagon—our Camry paled in comparison—and they didn’t hug or exchange one word. Was she his mom? She looked awful young to be. They both got in. I was to see him again, but not in the flesh.
I have before me now my journal from April to September, my last months of freedom after my second institutionalization. I turn through to it haphazardly, from page to random page, sentences, truncated and whole catch my eye. “Walked home from Tabby’s Deli, wondering what it would be like to turn eighteen, in the nightmare in the...to hide my stay at St. Francis, I told the kids I was in Austria with my grandfather. But now they know the truth, and they goof on me for it, especially Ryan Wilson...Sarte writes not to let others describe me (Bad Faith), that it’s my job to be the limner, to describe myself. Sarte, you suck. You’re a map maker, not down in it, not a geologist... I’d like to see him in my high school with all the stupid peer pressure and name calling...”
Finally I settle on September 2