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Down in the Dirt, v153
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Make Mine Camo

Kyle Heger

I just can’t enough camo.
Slap it on my baseball cap,
necktie, jacket, underwear,
shirt, belt, pants, socks, shoes,
swim suit, wallet, sunglasses,
backpack. Wrap me up in it.
It’s more than just a fashion
statement. I must be ready
at an instant’s notice to dive
into the undergrowth and do
a little big-game hunting. Give
me camo bed sheets, toilet seats,
bath towels, throw rugs, cell-
phone cases, lawn ornaments,
surfboards, jet skis, motorcycles,
SUVs. A fellow never knows
when he’s going to need to do
a little sniping or take on some
other combat role. I demand
camo bandages, slings, casts,
canes, walkers, wheelchairs
and prostheses. I’ve got to show
everybody that I’m a dangerous
guy. While you’re at it, camo
my skin, my house and my coffin.
When the drones come, it’s mighty
handy to be able to keep a low
profile. And don’t forget to cover
my dog, my wife and my kids with
camo too. After all, I might want
a few fellow survivalists to keep
me company come the apocalypse.



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