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THE ISLAMIZATION OF MOROCCO
(after Olivier Guitta’s article, in The Weekly Standard)
David Lawrence
They bombed four spots in Casablanca.
That’s what happens when you confuse
An exotic location with al-Qaeda.
Where’s Humphrey Bogart when we need him?
The Nazis in Rick’s Café shot
More discriminately.
The terrorists are homegrown
Like funky pot.
Two society women confuse terror
With fashion, try
On designer bomb belts,
Repeat their cause by rote but don’t care.
They just want to blow themselves up for
The pure oblivion of it.
Who would want an Islamic caliphate?
Islamic men like to degrade their women in hijabs,
Hating the west
And wanting to destroy America as badly
As Ward Churchill.
He’s not an Indian,
His identity plagiarized along with his work.
The Moroccan society women don’t have a cause.
They borrow irrelevant ones like liberate Palestine
Or destroy Israel and the U.S.
Who are we to them?
Who likes a Palestinian?
Certainly not a Moroccan.
Not even a Palestinian.
We are a solid country with morals as valuable as tusks,
As solid as tons.
The fly should enjoy the elephant’s back
Not destroy it.
Respect is appreciation of our trunk.
We are filled with good aspirations and Republican feet.
The Moroccan official newspaper, At-Tajdid, stated
That Islamic Moroccans believe
The 2004 tsunamis were a punishment by God
For not following true Islam.
Pat Robinson said the same thing about lapsed Christians
Causing the flood in New Orleans.
What’s the difference between a priest
And an imam?
The imam likes decapitation,
Thinks Mohammed had a good idea.
It’s hard to do the crawl in a flood when you’re headless.