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And Your Mission Is...
Raud Kennedy
James Bond is always on the go.
I canât picture him going to the toilet
or trimming his toenails, doing what the rest of us do.
He doesnât sit in cafes, bored and irritable,
like other imaginary characters that fill our evening hours,
naval gazing about his sex life.
His life is pared down to his mission.
Just his mission, and our lives depend on it.
I wish I had a mission that cut
all the drudgery and dullness from my life.
And a cool theme song, of course.