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drunk forum

Janet Kuypers



    JANET: It’s Halloween, and I’m drunk off my ass and I’m very sad because I can’t help but feeling that I’ve made a bad decision. I keep thinking that I’ve made a terrible decision and that I’m really *?;*ed. I keep thinking that I’ve lost all of my security and I’ve made a terrible decision. Someone help me. Oh, wait, the owner of the bar just screamed in the bar that you’re not allowed in the bar unless you have an ID. And he told me to “write that in my letter.” Then I asked him why he didn’t ask for my ID. He didn’t have an answer. So anyway, please, someone make me feel better. I’m thinking I’ve just *?;*ed my life over. Oh, and I’m also thinking of bizarre perverted things with this mask that Mike B. brought into the bar with him, well, as far as I can remember he started it, but Hell, I can’t remember anyway. So are there any words of wisdom out there to make me feel better?

    MIKE:

    JANET: Oh, *?;*, Mike said he wanted to write, but now he wanted to...Ed is reading this now, and he’s a big sweetie. Any comments?

    ED:

    JANET: He says he doesn’t type. He’s not in the mood to make any comments. So I’m sitting here and no one wants to write to me and I still feel poor. Someone asked my why I was writing, and I said, “for the joy of writing.” And he said, “Oh.”Some people just can’t get it. Anyone help me here? Blow me. If I only had the chance. Oh, wait, just for the record, that was Mike. I think she is drunk off her ass, says Mike... and he’s RIGHT!

    (Eugene) I’M SUPPOSED TO WRITE MORE, BUT I HAVENOTHING TO SAY.

    MIKE: JDLKFLKSDF. And I mean it. No, what I meant to say is, Janet seems to be very horny tonight. Don’t you agree?

    EUGENE: *?;* the journalistic integrity, Janet says. She says, do you think a seem horny to Ed, and he says, I have to be professional. ‘Nuff said.

    JANET: Okay, so I’m sitting here typing in between ‘two drunk men‘ ‘and Mi k‘1e 1keeps typing the the occasional letter o ‘ ‘to *?;* me up. Yeah, he’s cool. I mean cool. I just looked at the top of my screen, and I realized that no one would help me at all. Why am I here? I suddenly feel like no one cares about me. Okay, it’s the half-time report. No one seems interested in this at all, But then again, I’m going at half-speed because I’m drunk. The waitress isn’t even interested, and usually the wait staff is interested in *?;* like this, because it livens their night for a bit . But here I am, like a big *?;*ing dork, ditching my plans for the night and saying I’d rather hang out in a retarded bar with a bunch of losers (present company excluded, of course). Why do I bother. I feel like *?;* sometimes. And I feel comfortatble writing that, because no one reads what I write anyway.

    JANET: I’m so wasted!!!!!!

    *?;* you, Mike, that was Mike talking. thanks a lot, I’d rather stuff my own words in my own mouth, I write enough that I don’t need someone else writing for me. Happy *?;*ing Halloween. Yeah, I’m horny, but what’s wrong with that? It’s a natural thing. *?;* everyone.

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