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Janet Kuypers


    “My date has a normal-sized nose.”

    “Take it out on the peanut. It’s all the peanut’s fault.”

    So we’re here and it morning in Champaign and it’s before noon and we are at Garcia’s. And Eugene and Scott are getting another pitcher of beer.

    Janet: what is the most embarrassing thing that has aver happened to you?

    Sara: Well, it’s probably not THE most embarrassing moment of my life, but what sticks out, in light of this weekend, is having to walk out of Joe’s in front of all the damn Pi Kapps, knowing that they all probably knew why we were leaving, and knowing that I had lost for the night. I was really pissed, and felt really stupid. So that’s my answer. Deal with it.

    Carol: This is probably not the most embarrassing thing, but at a pep rally in high school, I had the portable mike and was talking to the entire student body (pep rallies were mandatory) and I tripped and fell on my butt right in front of my class.

    Scott: I haven’t had one yet.Mike: None of your damn business.

    Eugene: There have been so many, I really can’t say...perhaps tripping over a dog or fumbling through a presentation in front of 500 people.now no more questions.Scott, you just don’t know when you should have been embarrassed. You didn’t have to be embarrassed; Sara was plenty embarrassed for you.






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