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the world in concise terms
a mini dictionary of useless and vastly important words

aardvark - A creature that sucks up things that aren’t cool and uses them for food. Wow. The destruction of crap in order to survive. Also one of the ugliest animals ever.
AIDS - A disease which no one understands. The doctors can’t find a cure, the infected don’t know why it happened to them, and the ignorant think that gays and lesbians have cooties.
anvil - A cartoon weight dropped on someone’s head for laughs. Wish I could do that to people. It’s meant to hurt them, I guess, but the cartoon characters are always in perfect shape by the beginning of the next scene. Ah, realism in television.
apple - Something that’s supposed to keep the doctor away. Fiber, I guess, as well as just eating something good for you instead of super-processed, refined, bleached, reconstituted shit. Still don’t know how spraying the apple orchards with chemical pesticides, then covering the fruits with wax for shine is supposed to be good for you,but there are a lot of things I don’t understand.
condom - A zip-lock baggie for a penis. However, you can’t seal it with a yellow-and-blue-make-green zipper-gripper. Fun gag: put a lubricated condom on a door knob.
gelatin - The spare parts, including bones and connective tissue, of assorted animals, including horses, pigs and cows. This delectable, delicious delicacy can be found in such unobtrusive treats as jello and gummi bears.
heaven - A place for souls to go after they die (note: this is a myth). Though there are many interpretations, some include streets of gold, or a separate heaven for your pets (though these same people are more than happy to eat other animals), or a place where you can see your dead grandmother again. My question: do you go to heaven in the condition you were in when you die, i.e., if your death entailed dismemberment, would your body be separated in heaven for eternity? Do babies spend eternity as cooing, pooping vegetables?
money - Something all artists claim to hate.
nirvana - (1) A good band. (2) A fantasy-state of perfection.
police - Fat men with moustaches who wear tight blue uniforms and speak as if they are entirely uneducated. Note: they are dangerous; they also carry guns. Police serve two functions: to hand out traffic tickets, which make them inherently evil, and to arrive at the scene of the crime too late to offer any real assistance and to merely harass the victim so they feel victimized twice in the same day.
redneck - Though seemingly everywhere and quite annoying, it is difficult to define a redneck. You can spot a redneck if (1) they live in a trailor; (2) they have a front lawn littered with either appliances or many junk cars; (3) they are missing teeth; (4) they are drinking Coors beer, (5) they think wrestling is real. They congregate at (1) monster truck rallies, (2) wrestling matches, or (3) strip clubs. Note: their shotguns (not their brains) make them dangerous.
religion - a belief system created and/or perpetuated by a society to explain what happens when people die, because (1) they’re too afraid to become worm food, or (2) people need something to be afraid of in order to be good to others. Note: it still usually doesn’t work.

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