Order this writing in the 2010 6" x 9" ISBN# book Dual
of Janet Kuypers poetry converted to prose, based on 1990s chapbooks
from GAD Publishing Company of Kuypers: “Drop.” and “Roll.”
sparkle 2010
Janet Kuypers (poetry converted to prose)
So pete came into the shop one night, he worked there, but he had the night off, and he comes in saying he’s really drunk and can he sleep on the couch in the manager’s office in the back for a little bit and sleep it off before he goes back to his parent’s house? and marty, the manager, says sure, and so pete goes to the back and before you know it he’s out like a light. but john was working that night, and pete and john were good friends, so john wanted to get him, so he got a bottle of sparkle glass cleaner, the only glass cleaner that’s purple, and he started spraying it on pete’s crotch. pete didn’t wake up, and after a few minutes of john pressing his luck pete’s blue jeans were soaked with sparkle. we were buckling over, laughing so hard. pete finally woke up, mad but too drunk to do anything about it.
he had an extra pair of pants in the car.
