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I THINK WYONA RYDER REALLY LIKES ME BUT SHE’S TOO STUCK UP TO ADMIT IT

Kyle Hemmings

    LAST NIGHT I PRETENDED I WAS IGGY POP & I WAS KISSING WYONA RIDER UNTIL SHE BEGGED ME TO STOP. THEN SHE SLAPPED ME SO HARD I LOST A
    LOOSE MOLAR. SHE CALLED ME A POMPOUS ASS. I WAS NO LONGER MICROPHONE HARD. WHEN I GOT HOME I NURSED A BRUISED EGO BUT I STILL HAD THREE PERFECT HEADS OF RED CABBAGE IN THE FRIDGE & SOME MEXICAN BEER. I PLAYED SOME I-POD TUNES & LISTENED TO MYSELF. I THOUGHT: WYONA, YOU’RE OVERRATED. YOU CAN’T SHOPLIFT THIS HEART. YOU PROBABLY CAN’T EVEN SING OR MAKE A DECENT OMELET.



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