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Eat a Dog; Pet a Hog

Brian Looney

    Eat a Dog; Pet a Hog.
    A sign on a stand a dozen feet away. Hot dogs on rotisserie. Humans cannot live on hay. Sink your teeth into an all-beef frank. Give the hog a thankful slap.

    Eat a Dog; Pet a Hog.
    A very clean hog, so as not to mar the smell of roasted swine, the most effective advertisement. And you can bet the meat is fresh. And the hog, it juts its snout between the horizontal bars and tongues the ravenizing scent.

    Eat a Dog; Pet a Hog.
    Step right up, my boy. Now what sort of dog you like? We’ve got chilidogs, corndogs, saltydogs, butterdogs, and my personal favorite, lavadogs. You just leave the hog for now and tell me what I can getchya? You know you gotta eat a dog to pet the hog.

    Eat a Dog; Pet a Hog.
    Load up on the relish. Get yourself a fountain drink. Toss a morsel at the hog. Watch him lap it up without a thought. Hear him brusquely grunt and sniff for more. Maybe he will train his beady eyes on you.



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