Ulysses S. Grant never said -
Michael Estabrook
Hey babe let's tango.
What! No cream cheese!
Paris is just so lovely in the springtime, don't you agree?
Would you like a stick of chewing gum?
Did anyone think to water the poinsettias?
Oogy, woogy, boogy, ha!
Damn I broke another nail.
My fucking horse crapped on my shoe.
Oh yes, man will fly someday.
Please pass the catsup.
Crockery, crockery, crockery's
just fine, if I weren't the President
I'd collect crockery
all the time.