CHIVALRY
C Ra McGuirt
bud said he liked to go the Glass Onion
& pick up 14-year-old girls&fuck them.
he said they were naive,&it was easy,
then looked to me&phillip for approval.
i asked if it could be that his equipment
was insufficient for the satisfaction
of real women. i was so sarcastic
(with the help, admittedly, of phillip)
that bud became enraged&left the party.
he said he bet we thought that we were funny.
but truly, me&phillip find no humor
in stupid, selfish, predatory assholes.
we see ourselves as shining knights, protecting
every sacred virgin in the valley.
galahad himself could hold no candle
to the pure&holy flame
which burns in both of us.
we'll guard the Grail,
& honor it forever...
by the way, HOW old
did you say your
sister was?