GOOBER SAYS HEY
for andrew
C Ra McGuirt
my friend the linguist/attorney
& occasional cartoonist
calls me a grocery-store genius.
by this, he means
he believes me to be
possessed of potential
for rocking the world
if only i had
an academic degree
or more dedication
to focus&form
instead of spending my afternoons
rocking on the porch
between cracker barrel&soda machine
whittling, spitting,&shooting the breeze
outside the main street mercantile
of my mental Mayberry.
i see his point,&yet,
am i really a grocery-store genius
or a global village idiot?
both or either
might be true.
here, anj--
i whittled
this one
for you.