BAN THE FUCK!
I.B. Rad
GI, to be promoted through the ranks
scrupulously follow my advice:
“Men, confine your cock
to loose khakis;
or, better yet,
whack it off.
Women, don that chastity belt;
remember, keep it locked!
Like its’ nuclear gizmos,
America’s nuclear soldiers
must have half lives!”
* Discharged/denied promotion for adultery? Come on now! Really!