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A Wasp Lunch

Ralph Monday

Having lunch with a WASP woman is only
A thing of the mind. They are stacked in history
Like burnt out radio schedules.
Each with a unique agenda. Over Brussels sprouts
Abigail Adams noted how women should become
Educated and acquire personal property rights.
Look at Madonna, she said. That chick is bitchin.

Betsy Ross preferred cherry pie for dessert, admitted
That she did lie about her age, but with three marriages
In her sewing basket she made Elizabeth Taylor proud.

A little lobster tail dipped in drawn butter was Lucy Stone’s
Repast. Laughed that a college degree opened her up
To male rhetoric. She has been talking ever since. Just
Check out her blog on Wikipedia.

Marie Curie was just so radiant silhouetted by the flaming
Crepes suzette. Said that Miley Cyrus would definitely
Light up any show.

And of course Mary (honorary WASP Lady), no lunch
Would be complete without her immaculate reception.
A bit of a glutton, she dined on the whole world.

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