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NeoGirl NextDoor (Cento Poem)

Ralph Monday

I was never the girl next door.ⁱ
If you want to see the girl next door,
Go next door.ⁱⁱ
y’all must have a lot of weird next-door neighbours.ⁱⁱⁱ

America is confused by someone who appears to be
sexual and spiritual at the same time.^iv
I just have a bad streak.^v
So what is moral fiber,^vi
Cream on the balls?^vii

Do you wanna fuck me?^viii
When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad,
I’m better.^ix
An egotist is a person of low taste—
More interested in himself than me.^x
Good taste is the excuse I have given
For leading such a bad life.^xi

A library is a place where you can lose your virginity.^xii
No woman gets an orgasm from shining
The kitchen floor.^xiii

 

Endnotes for NeoGirl Next Door

ⁱ Bettie Page http://bettiepage.com/bettieQuotes.html
ⁱⁱ Joan Crawford http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/j/joancrawfo388952.html
ⁱⁱⁱ Kelly Clarkson http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/k/kellyclark436813.html
^iv Sally Kirkland http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/s/sallykirkl223267.html
^v Jenna Jameson http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/j/jennajames513444.html
^vi Matthew Kidman http://www.moviequotes.tv/browse-movie-quotes/The-Girl-Next-Door-608
^vii Matthew Kidman http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Girl_Next_Door
^viiii Danielle http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Girl_Next_Door#Danielle
^ix Mae West http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/sexuality
^x Ambrose Bierce http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/a/ambrose_bierce.html
^xi Oscar Wilde http://en.proverbia.net/citasautor.asp?autor=17720
^xii Germaine Greer http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/sexuality
^xiii Betty Friedan http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/sexuality

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