OOOOH, SHE DOES IT!
Paul Weinman
Opening the closet door
she caught me stuffing my thingy
into the larger of the turtle shells.
“What’s the matter, isn’t it big enough?”
I grinned, asked of Wall St. reports.
Making her mouth do mockery
she took her nose off again
stuffed it into a little pocket
where her nipple hid. A pocket
for what? I wondered.
“Watch when I sneeze.” She winked.
“That little bit of drip
will make your weenie get big.”
It did.
