My Rara Moment Of Thoughtfulness
Mark Graham
I've always
wondered
what it's like
to have sex
sober.
I've always
been drunk
Don't get me
wrong, I've
had sex with
lots of girls, but
it's usually a
one night thing.
The longest and
most meaningful
relationship I've
ever had was a
three-night-stand.
Anyway, I bet
having sex sober
would be
damn awkward.
I'm not sure I even
want to try it.
I'd probably be so
nervous, I'd get
whiskey-dick.