Portable Headaches
ray heinrich
Portable headaches aren't commercially viable.
Sears couldn't do it in 1905 and Headache.com's
stock has fallen to 3% of it's July 17th opening
price which doesn't bode well for the 21st
century's ability to profit from this product either.
Analysts, citing the results of extensive surveys,
have concluded that the correct promotional technique
for this product has yet to be discovered.