Elephant princess? Maybe TV's
Not so boring, or maybe I heard it wrong.
Tonight we watched Miss America, wondering
What was the point? She got a whole bunch of money
For looking good in a swimsuit that very closely
Resembled a bra and a diaper. Coincidence?
I have to say this woman was well accomplished.
If I'm not sweeping kitty litter, I'm making
Stuffing. Don't mistake cilantro for parsley.
The gravy's congealed. Miss Missouri's tiny
New nose doesn't match the rest of her face.
She must regret it to some degree, poor thing.
