the nuts. Remember where we
were in high school&they
used to say that-if you gave a
room full of monkeys typewriters,
eventually they would compose
the complete works of William
Shakespeare?
-well, since we’ve
got the internet, you don’t need
the monkeys. all you need is
the keyboard. Like for instance,
you know the real reason why
John Glenn went back into space
a second time? I’ll bet you don’t.
Search the internet and you’ll find
out. seems that the real John Glenn
was abducted by space aliens &
they thought people would freak
if they found out an imposter was
a US senator for 24 years.
Maybe they should run a search &
find on Jesse Helms or Strom Thurmond,
if they can back that far. Anyway, now that JG is
getting on, the aliens thought it
was time to replace him with the real
thing so that their secret
would be safe. Maybe you wonder
what JG was doing all those years
with the aliens, doesn’t it? Maybe,
that’s in the next site update.
There has to be one too, an Update
that is, as it’s seriously out of date.
The alien senator trick is like so old:
I think I still have one of those
headliner t-shirts from the early 90’s
that the Weekly World News sells
that says: Alien Senators for Clinton.
Glenn was definitely one of those.
Plus there seems to be a certain
Logic missing in the information
like: didn’t all those NASA doctors
who examined Glenn notice anything
unusual about him for the first six or
seven million times they examined him,
before and after he was sent into space?
either time? I guess asking for Logic
from a Conspiracy Theory is a bit
much. One thing heartening about
finding this site: all those unemployed
Shakespearean monkeys are now
gainfully employed designing WebSites.
You’d hate to think of them
out on the streets, starving to death
now that the cold spell has hit with a
vengeance or transported into another
galaxy looking for work.
