BEDLAMENE IS HERE!
Here's the cure to depression
And allergies,
All in one fell swoop!
Say ”bye bye,”
And good riddance to those pesky
Blues and sniffles
With just three pills a day!
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
Scrotal hemorrhaging and bloating-
Growth and protrusion of horns from skull-
Secretion of blood from nipples-
Subliminal impulses to cannibalize
family and friends(please ignore them)-
An uncanny ability to speak with
And control kitchen appliances-
Abundance of obscure visions such as:
Dancing, skeletal children, Elvis' gutted torso
Hanging from trees, colored capsules raining
Down from the heavens, extra terrestrials
Giving generous lapdances accompanied by
Glowing genitalia, etc.-
(In studies, only 20% of participants
Reported the ability to prophecize
The return of the all-mighty Amon-Ra.)
