Your tits aren’t big enough,
Rectify the problem.
Your pussy’s not tight enough,
I want to hear it whistle! Not queaf.
Go to the plastic surgeon.
And while we’re at it,
Your nose could look better.
And come to think of it,
Your lips could be fuller;
Get an injection or
I’ll leave and find another.
I’ve got skin like bronze
And muscles like Hercules.
Feel my abs...
I said, feel my Goddamn abs!
You want me, and you fuckin’ know it.
I’m gonna make you feel like a woman.
I bet you love beefcakes
Who shave their bodies cap-a-pie.
I know “It’s” a little small,
But that’s the price of this build.
It doesn’t matter
Cause I’m gonna give it to ya butt-good.
