HOW
Cheryl Townsend
You got to throw them out before your thighs dry, that’s what I say. Don’t let them think you want them any longer than your last orgasm, lest they think you want love&ever after shit. Just lavish your self in the genital vulgarity, then get him on his way home. Oh, you can Susie-Homemaker him a cup of coffee before he goes, butcha got to offer it just like that. Say “Would you like a cup of coffee before you go?” But Baby, that’s as in tonight. Don’t even allude to the morning. Uh Uh. Don’t even go into then.Sex is usually better with someone. Sleeping, you can do that alone. He’s just there so you can relax and enjoy it. Nothing to hold on to but the ride. Oh, and Honey, if he’s a peddle-to-the-metal speed demon, don’t even offer the coffee. Just tell him make sure he turns the hall light back off when he leaves. If he asks to see you again, tell him next time you have 10 minutes to spare, you’ll call him. Don’t worry about hurting his feelings. Since he was so stingy with the good feelings, you can go heavy on the bad ones. Serves the chump right. Your house, your bed..dammit, give the host something besides your cum! If he asks for breakfast, tell him if he had ate enough last night, he wouldn’t be hungry now.Now, if this dude was good enough to have back, well..maybe then he can spend the night. And if his performance is better with practice, you can pop him some toast before Bye Bye...Keep this handy reference guide next to your bed...perhaps under the box of Kleenex you grab for when you hear the front door shut.
previously Published January 2002 THE HOLD #5
