Linn’s Kid Says Mom For The First Time
Daniel Gallik
Linda was over Linn’s busted up
Buckeye apt. checking out the Sears
ad in a Sunday paper that was left
two doors down and never picked up,
and that gave her justification for
stealing it afore she went to Linn’s
aforementioned duplex to chat about
today’s life in a world that is so
full of bullshit you can’t even
wade in it without fucking drowning.
The shit continued to roll when she
said to Linn, I think I’m gonna get
the hubby to buy me a new dress at
Sears this Valentine’s Day. Linn
goes, c’mon Joeey, say sumpin. She
turns away in disgust. And Joeey
whispers, mom. Linn looks around
and starts crying straight out loud
and smiling at the same time, and
laughing her balls off. Shouts, o
my fucking god! Linda starts to
also weep with wonder. Joeey looks
up and smiles. All is happy for once
in a single, old life. Then Joeey
adds, that’s what I like about life,
you smiling, Linda smiling, my damn
diaper changed&enough fucking milk.
Keep doing them, or I’ll leave ya.
